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What makes bad sex so bad?

tackyspiral said:
realizing the guy is uncircumcised ;)
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ahaha trolling from one thread into another lol

anyway thats your choice and long may you be denied uncut guys and may they roll up to my slag pad in their droves;)

Serotonin101 said:
I was chatting with a female friend who claims she gives great head and she mentioned your technique! she must be telling at least somewhat of the truth lol. I'm curious to see how she does it. if I manage to persuade her, ill definitely post about it lol.
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its like finding the cheats in a computer game. i shit you not. it is the ace of spades. thing is it might work on cut guys as long as they still got a banjo string which some most definitely do (often asian cut guys)

also selfish people are shit in bed. love is about giving and there ain't no givin in the permanent taker...
 
I felt like I was being probed, rather than fucked. This guy even sucked at oral sex. Glad to be rid of him.
 
tackyspiral said:
realizing the guy is uncircumcised ;)
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pofacedhoe said:
note this technique requires a banjo string focus
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I had never heard of the term "banjo string." I thought you were saying giving good head requires banjo picking/playing-like focus. As in, it takes a lot of practice and is highly reliant on good technique. Which I suppose is also true. Haha.
I clearly need to read up on sex organ slang terms.....
 
When you are with a man and after you cum on his face he gets all whiny ,queenie, and effeminate or as eldergays say he's a MARY!
 
To me bad sex with a man is
1. their stroke game plays a major part. most guys think it just about slamming your dick into a girl just in and out. WRONG ! you have to work it move those hips guys !
2. not changing positions enough doing the same old thin it gets boring
3.not lasting long enough, I mean come on if you know your lovely partner hasn't came yet and isn't close yet but you are STOP and give her some oral pleasure then go back at it trust me sex will be longer or slow down
4.not giving head, sorry if you don't eat first then you shouldn't get to stick it gotta get it ready for you make her beg for it don't just put it in TEASE her
5.pay attention to her whole body not just the pussy
and lastly 6. play with that clit lol (:
 
What makes bad sex so bad? Well, with oral sex, from all of my experiences except for one it was like "WHOA! MY DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH! HOT DAMN THAT FEELS GOOD!" but the one that sucked at oral sex it was like "o, my dicks in your mouth.ok cool, mind getting me something to read while you get what you get from sucking me? Cause I aint getting shit from it!" With actual sex, a lack of variety or getting into it can cause me to get bored very easily, and I have actually had to fake getting off just to get the bitch off of me (stupid as hell, idk how she couldn't tell that I didn't cum). Granted, with that particular girl we would fuck for hours, but hell, my current S/O and I do the same thing, but I don't get bored or feel the need to fake a nut.
 
slim001 said:
you shouldn't get to stick it gotta get it ready for you make her beg for it don't just put it in TEASE her
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Teasing is such a grey area though and it varies from person to person and it borderlines so closely with being annoying to the other person so I can relate to anyone who just wants to stick it in.
 
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