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What makes bad sex so bad?

Bad sexual experiences for me have been:
1. Guy couldn't last past 5 minute
2. He couldn't properly eat the coochie (and just couldn't take direction well)
3. When a guy slobbers all over my neck and boobs and won't stop when I tell him to
4 Bad kisser is the ultimate turn off

Mostly though I find that the ones who are bad at sex are because other women have lied to them and said their techniques were good. If it ain't good ladies we should say so!
 
pofacedhoe said:
people who dont know when too much pressure is being applied.
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Care to expound? Correct me if I'm wrong but you're a gay male, right? You mean just too hard when sodomizing you?

fakeplastictrees4 said:
And try to shove their fingers in my v with no grace whatsoever when they see that their penile isn't getting me off.
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lol care to expound on this one also? Why would they think their fingers would be so much better if their dink wasn't doing the trick?


One lame one I just thought of is the ones who try to get all overly passionate as if they got it from some corny romance movie or something. Faking it in general is just fucking retarded and a huge turn-off. One chick I dated used to make such phony and lame moans like the ones you'd see in a movie or something. The chick was not all that bright but she actually - not a word of a lie lol - would say VERY cliched remarks during sex. Some literal examples would be "Oh my god I love you so much hun" (sometimes saying this multiple times during sex), "don't stop, don't stop", "you're so good hun", "ohhh Korey" along with very fake moans. It made it so fucking awkward and lame and they were never even close to being believable. I remember she was really into passionate, romantic type love-making which I didn't wanna do with her because I didn't like her at all really other than physically. She complained once about me not "rubbing her" and just doing too much mechanical style fucking before making this one back-handed passive aggressive shot at me : "Are you new to sex?"

Yeah, that fake shit in bed is corny as fuck.
 
LilbabiC said:
Bad sexual experiences for me have been:
1. Guy couldn't last past 5 minute
2. He couldn't properly eat the coochie (and just couldn't take direction well)
3. When a guy slobbers all over my neck and boobs and won't stop when I tell him to
4 Bad kisser is the ultimate turn off

Mostly though I find that the ones who are bad at sex are because other women have lied to them and said their techniques were good. If it ain't good ladies we should say so!
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There's another one! Ladies, what makes oral sex bad? My initial post I basically had only dinky-in-the-twat sex in mind.
 
^Mmmh...well personally I don't like it if the guy only uses his mouth, you gotta use your fingers as well, really. And if it's just kinda...licking...haha. It needs to be done with technique, and with pressure in particular spots, etc. :)
Basically just like you wouldn't want a chick literally just 'sucking' you the whole time, you want some variation after a while.
 
1. Getting off before me and then not helping me finish, or just jerking me off. If I wanted a handjob I'd masturbate and not look for another person, unless of course you can give amazing handjobs which most people can't. Sex that ends with a handjob, or worse me jerking myself off, is bad sex.
2. Bad kissers. We won't make it past first base and if you don't improve it's over.
3. Unable to take instruction.
4. Failing to grasp that penises need friction to feel good, so weird positions or configurations where that isn't happening are not going to be enjoyable. There is where people with real sexual experience over those who just watch a lot of porn come in handy.
5. Teeth. For the love of god, don't give a blowjob if you can't avoid raking the most sensitive flesh on my body.
6. Being completely unconscious about sexual acts, not checking in or not even paying attention to my body language to see if I'm liking it or not. Hello? Is anybody home in there?
 
Bad oral sex: 1. Licking all over and completely missing the CLIT
2. Starting and stopping too often
3. Not applying enough pressure or applying too much pressure
4. Spitting on my pussy, I make my own juice don't need yours
5. Fingers are ok but they must be manicured cause I don't need to get cut up
6. I don't like when a guy tries to fuck me with the tounge. That's what the penis is for!
7. When I tell you it doesn't feel good, I mean it!
 
Guys who come too soon.

Guys who say they can't get hard unless I suck them A LONG TIME.

Guys who slobber in my mouth.
 
What about guys that stick only to the clit, using very rapid flick movements almost exclusively?

Also, any guys here encounter any loose pussies that ruined sex? More specifically, has anyone ever fucked a chick, then parted ways for years and came back and it was 3 times looser? Girls, do you find yourselves becoming looser over the years from lots of sex?
 
I'm a straight male:
1. no kissing chemistry
2. horrible blowjob technique
3. simply grinding when in cowgirl position (doesn't do it for me)
4. trying to play with my ass when I don't want it
5. girl displays signs of insecurity with her body
6. girls who just lay there and take it
7. girls who don't make any kind of auditory feedback to let me know I'm "doing it right" for them. cmon baby I can take instructions. I wanna make you cum before I do.
 
I would say things that make bad sex bad -

1 fuckin someone you're not amazingly attracted to
2 too much drink or drugs
3 doesn't move much/at all*cringe* - i.e going with the flow
4 excessively toothy blowjobs(love a bit o teeth done right)
5 Someone who feels like they're obligated to give head, instead of just slobbering all over it and worshipping it - therefore doing it for a minimal amount of time - yo I know it makes your jaw ache a bit, but practice makes perfect - just let me know if it aches.
6 someone who just can't relax, andd isn't vocal in what's going on with them.
7 when a gal's just too loose for enough friction - only had this once.

AIIIII bad sex is bad

Oh shit I forgot - these 2 are purely personal, but fuck it I'm gonna include them - if a girl calls me "daddy" in bed I'm gonna slap her and tell her to get the fuck out my house, and the second one is I cannot stand it when a woman tries to rush me in the bedroom - like I'M in control - it does not turn me on when a woman takes charge if I'm not tired. In fact it does completely the reverse.
 
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I'm pretty surprised at the gay dudes mentioning teethy BJs. I would have thought a gay guy for sure would know how to give a blow job.
 
KoreyS said:
Care to expound?
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examples

- squeezing too hard during a handjob
-sucking too hard in a blowjob


a general impairment in sensory awareness. sometimes increasing the intensity of the sensation doesn't make it better. its about fine tuning.

Lysis said:
I'm pretty surprised at the gay dudes mentioning teethy BJs. I would have thought a gay guy for sure would know how to give a blow job.
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i think its about general intelligence and proprioception

how can you not realise your chomping? answer- you must be stupid or just dont care

a subtlety of touch anywhere on the body can be electrifying while a heavy handed attempt will be lifeless and dull
 
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^^you ever think of making a thread: "pofacedhoe's guide to the perfect blowjob"? I'm sure that would be a popular thread where you could explain to ladies and guys Wtf to do when down there. I'd gladly point all my future s/o to that thread lol.
 
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