I had to make a final court appearance to settle an old disorderly conduct charge(funny story) and they were like "By the way, you have 5 outstanding traffic tickets you were supposed to pay. We're going to lock you up now kthxbai." I was going to roundhouse kick the baliff in the face and flee, but he ahd a gun.
the fact that my ex that cheated on me is back smoking crack with her new "man" What a great life shes gunna lead.... just made me smile cause im not there for that bullshit!
This quote is the only thing that has made me smile! I *actually* LOLed...
Hmm, however it does remind me that I, myself, have a disorderly conduct warrant in the county I'll be visiting next week.....perhaps this is a sign....or something....8(