What is your paradise like?

[Survival0200]

Let's imagine there's paradise where you end up after dying. Now, this paradise is different for everyone.

What would your paradise be like?

In my paradise there would be an endless supply of oxymorphone hydrochloride.

 

[Jabberwocky]

i would get good sleep.

right now there's too much i want to do on earth. i've missed out on a lot due to being an idiot. so i'd probably come back to right here right now but with less money worries and a more stable mood and both of my cats would be a bit less shit.

 

[Arnold]

Where are them virgins?

 

[Jabberwocky]

Where are them virgins?

you could go to limbo get those dead babies.

 

[AutoTripper]

Simply total joyous free communal, and free pure chilling under nice treeshade, lush grass, sunny fields around, beautiful pure white sunlight.


And....simply original Landrace pure sativa weeds, best!

Oldskool Jamacan pipes.

I forgot to mention, for some reason, Rastafarians will be there looking well happy (really chill ones, leaned up against a tree gleeing or back on grass, in bliss.)

White men too lol! Everybody is happy.

The ganja is Heavenly! As is the scene.


The OG Jamaican Pipe is magical too!


The modern white man is impressed.


That is one clear image of heaven I have had, personally.

Pure freedom, bliss, happiness, comfort and wonderful scenery all around.

I like this vision!

It actually came to me in a rarely joyous dream last night.

The scene, was heavenly.


I want to go there!

 

[entheologian]

Laughter with close friends and family.

Failing that diamorphine IV drip

 

[Antiprosynthesis]

My Paradise is right here in my home, Im nowhere As happy as I AM here, where I AM in full control which feels very safe, no chance of unwanted guests showing up, everything I need right here,...

I couldnt Dream of anything else...

 

[Ismene2]

A world free from bum grapes.

 

[jasperkent]

Where are them virgins?

Oh, there will be plenty of virgins.
Fat pimply guys who rarely bathe.
Have at 'em!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

"If paradise is half as nice as heaven that you take me to
Who needs paradise I'd rather have you
They say paradise is up in the stars
But I needn't sigh because it's so far
'Cause I know it's worth a heaven on earth
For me where you are..."





Fuckin bullshit. I'd rather be dead.

 

[hylite]

LA LA LA LA LA LALALALALA

 

[neversickanymore]

my paradise.. well it does not involve virgins.. they are clueless.. so instead of virgins I would rather have my favorite porn stars for sexual exercise. who wants virgins.. I mean would you want to ride bikes with a total novice?

good question.. I need to think

 

[hylite]

"If paradise is half as nice as heaven that you take me to
Who needs paradise I'd rather have you
They say paradise is up in the stars
But I needn't sigh because it's so far
'Cause I know it's worth a heaven on earth
For me where you are..."



Fuckin bullshit. I'd rather be dead.

 

[hylite]

 

[jasperkent]

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
---- Mark Twain

 

[KingOfWessex]

Paradise would be a terminator and skynet free future but that’s not fucking likely now is it with Elon musk farting about with things.

If he gets terminated it’s his own fault man.

Then again who wouldn’t want to create a Self aware Army of cyborg machines, cause a nuclear holocaust and wipe mankind out if they had the time, vision and resources?

yeah I’m sold now.

However I don’t fancy skynets chances against the Ukrainians.

 

[PumpUpTheValium]

Its pre ban mcat season again but it’s forever and no one gets a comedown or builds a tolerance

 

[nznity]

To be healthy again....

 

[Conscious-signal-447]

Everyone is healthy- no illness, no injury, no trauma no pain. Basically to be who we were meant to be before the things of this fallen world broke us.
Love. A present high power that we can openly communicate with. Learning, discovery. Meaningful work.

 

[LoginNotSecure]

Everyone is healthy- no illness, no injury, no trauma no pain. Basically to be who we were meant to be before the things of this fallen world broke us.
Love. A present high power that we can openly communicate with. Learning, discovery. Meaningful work.

Sounds shite.