What is your favourite Simpsons quote

[DrAwkwArD_762]

Anything that Ralph Wiggum says

 

[Choccipy]

"It takes two to lie-- one to lie and one to listen" - Homer

 

[thelung]

"I drink blue juice from under the sink" ~ Ralph Wiggum

 

[Stark]

-"Come on, Homer, Japan will be fun! You liked Rashomon!"
-"That's not how I remember it."

 

[Kaden_Nite]

"Sticking together is what good waffles do"

 

[Kaden_Nite]

"Surly only looks out for one guy: Surly."

 

[draculic acid69]

Selma:Sorry surly.

 

[draculic acid69]

Guy in doctors coat: give her
this and then this and then these.
Selma: oh thank you doctor.
Guy in doctors coat: oh I'm not a doctor.

 

[gordonliddy]

"The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots."

 

[Robi]

The secret to life is to treat every situation like a dog: if you can't play with it,eat it bury it,just pee on it and walk away. Selma,or maybe Patty

 

[Ki3ly]

Doh!

 

[Ki3ly]

Ha-ha!

 

[Ki3ly]

Haw-haw!

 

[paranoid android]

 

[Ki3ly]

 

[jhjhsdi]

When homer talks to his brain

 

[jhjhsdi]

Especially the singing one

 

[Ki3ly]

Mmm, Homer

 

[Jnowhere]

Release the hounds

 

[Ki3ly]

"¡Ay, caramba!"