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What is the most stupid thing you have done, that you immediately get ashamed

methyldreams

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I just done 1 of my worst. I'm sitting here on my computer reading and I hear a 'hissssing sound' I wonder for a good 5-10 seconds where and what that sound is coming from.. I put my leg on a deoderant bottle and it started spraying out, I'm a idiot I didn't realize until I smelled it lol

*on drugs for secret bluelight research - joking - you people who get off just on life aswell, it is for I mean?
 
i should add been one a meth binge last 4 days at least im in a dreamy state right now.. smoke a lil herb n had a few cans.. sleep not coming for awhile
 
Giving my dough up first and getting beat.. $300ish gone, me left stunned + dopesick. I think I told this story before, but I did get dope back around 2 weeks later, met him at his place with my boy who was in another car, waiting for it to pop off so he could blade this dude. Thankfully, it went smooth, then his bitchass got caught. Karma, because the dope was garbage anyways.
 
^same thing happened to me too but I never saw the guys again :(

Being in a terrible rush and meeting up some dude near the subway station just because it was convenient, well we both got caught and I had to spend the whole day in jail and I got one year probation (could have been alot worse, I had a good lawyer).

Getting caught shoplifting chocolate bars when high as fuck was also not one of my brightest moments lol.
 
the deoderant thing made me laugh, sounds like something i would manage to do even sober.

as far as doing stupid things, how many pages am i allowed to take up? haha.

i only remember some of them, mostly my brain has blocked out many things for my safety i'm sure.
 
The bitch who was supposed to be opening the door at the methadone clinic was taking a shit when I got there at 4:55 (They close at 5 and I had just driven 50 miles) so I said fuck this after hollaring for a couple minutes.
I proceeded to jump over the counter into her office, push the button to let everyone else in, and then blend back in with the people coming through the door as the lady is coming back down the hall at 5:00, asking how the door got open and then after seeing no staff could have done it, asking who jumped.
Anyways I got dosed and went back out to my truck and was sitting there half feeling like a junkie and half not really believing what I just did. Those people would NOT have gotten dosed nor myself. Like I said, that woman is a bitch and turns people away at 5 all the time
 
Buying dope from this corner which is known to sell dope, where I've bought from previously...but since it was 2am I got burned because I guess the crackheads come out from the gutters and try to beat people for money in order to buy more shit. Anyways...

I got home with my 8 capsules of what looked to be great dope (well, it looked good from the little bit of moonlight I was able to use to see the caps with while in the car).

I got home, poured two out onto a spoon, shot some water onto it, and it fluffs up. I get instantly nauseous and get the gut bubbles, about to shit myself because I realized I got beat. It looked like it was drywall...but I tasted it and it had dope in it too! So my friend and I are there, dopesick...trying to cook up these shots...hoping the cotton would filter out all the shit that shouldn't go in my veins, and after managing to somehow liquify enough after 20 minutes of putting more water on, cooking it up more, filtering again and again, I managed to hit a vein, and push the sludge in.

The rush came a bit slow...I felt my tummy fold over, as it does when you are ill and you get well with a shot...I felt my legs and shoulders feel as if someone squeezed them really hard and then let them go really slow, and I felt my brain tingle.

Ahhhh....sweet relief. I'm not dopesick anymore. Then I get a horrible headache. It's a blood pressure headache...the kind where it hurts more when you make any sudden head movements or movements at all...then I get really nauseous. Then it turns into a migraine as my blood is thickened by drywall. This lasted for a few hours. So stupid.

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Second one.

Back in my heyday of my rock bottom stage like 5 years ago, my friend (I had a crush on her, she is so hot)and I were dopesick in the car, having just copped 4 pills, two for each of us, and we just parked in a ghetto parking lot to do our shot. We were sooo sick. We didn't have any water in the car to shoot! Shit! I had some orange gatorade, so I used that. She insisted on not using that, she thought it was going to be dangerous.

So of course, she decides to piss in a cup, and use that. "Whaaat Ali!? It's sterile! It's better than that flavored sugarwater shit you are using!". So as she pisses in the backseat into a cup (She had talent, doing that without a penis and all), I was cooking up my shot, both of my pills, and as she starts to make her way back to the front seat after pissing and cooking her shot, she smells my shot cooking as she hovers over the spoon to crawl over the front seat, and she instantly ralphs all over me, AND on my shot. She ruined my shot, and I'm covered in taco bell barf. What used to be a nacho cheese chalupa...is on me and in my spoon. I was so frustrated...I (a 23 year old man) start sobbing. She tries to console me, and she kisses me. Yes...with her barfy mouth. But I had a crush on her...and she must have knew it, so she made out with me for about a minute. Then, she took a clean rig...squirted half of her piss-heroin into the new tool, jabs it into my jugular after telling me to hold very still (I was cleaning my steering wheel and my gear shifter at the time. I didn't know what she was planning on doing, until she did it. I felt an incredible rush as her piss-heroin concoction flowed through my veins. With a bit of a surprise, she had cocaine and I didn't even know, and I got surprised by the rush of the coke, the heroin, and the flooding realization that she had to have used her piss shot when she gave me half.
 
Home invasion

We need more details than simply two words. We don't even know if you were the victim who did something stupid to the burglar, or if you were the invader who got the smack knocked out of them for attempting it. Come on. If you are going to contribute, at least give some context lol. Now you got me wondering what could have happened to you.
 
^ and ^^ Elaborate. And Vajeeh that is ridiculous, interesting read.

Thanks. I have tons of equally ridiculous moments. I'm sure if I wrote a memoir, It would be converted into a film in no time. And I'm sure the same could be said for a lot of bluelighters.
 
Hiding my drug collection from my GF with sticky fingers in an empty cough syrup box, stored in the fridge. Girlfriend cleaned the fridge and out goes...
NSFW:

- 5x 2.4mg tabs of DOC
- 250mgs of 2c-e
- 100mgs of 2c-c
- 200mgs of 4-ho-met
- 150mgs of 4-aco-dmt
- 300mgs of 5-meo-mipt
- 750mgs of 6-apb
- 1g of 6-apdb
- 1g of 5-mapb
- 1g of 5-apb
- 1g of 4-fa
- 1g of 2-fa
- 2 tabs of fantastic LSD
- 4 tabs of AL-LAD

You know what, I think that's enough lol... compiling all the shit I lost is annoying the shit outta me! There's at least another 5 chems that I can't be pissed to think of. Definitely something I regret.
 
I remember setting a Styrofoam container on fire at my grandparents house before. It was that fake crab stuff, and I set it on top of the stove burner like it was some sort of magic microwave
 
Back in my heyday of my rock bottom stage like 5 years ago, my friend (I had a crush on her, she is so hot)and I were dopesick in the car, having just copped 4 pills, two for each of us, and we just parked in a ghetto parking lot to do our shot. We were sooo sick. We didn't have any water in the car to shoot! Shit! I had some orange gatorade, so I used that. She insisted on not using that, she thought it was going to be dangerous.

So of course, she decides to piss in a cup, and use that. "Whaaat Ali!? It's sterile! It's better than that flavored sugarwater shit you are using!". So as she pisses in the backseat into a cup (She had talent, doing that without a penis and all), I was cooking up my shot, both of my pills, and as she starts to make her way back to the front seat after pissing and cooking her shot, she smells my shot cooking as she hovers over the spoon to crawl over the front seat, and she instantly ralphs all over me, AND on my shot. She ruined my shot, and I'm covered in taco bell barf. What used to be a nacho cheese chalupa...is on me and in my spoon. I was so frustrated...I (a 23 year old man) start sobbing. She tries to console me, and she kisses me. Yes...with her barfy mouth. But I had a crush on her...and she must have knew it, so she made out with me for about a minute. Then, she took a clean rig...squirted half of her piss-heroin into the new tool, jabs it into my jugular after telling me to hold very still (I was cleaning my steering wheel and my gear shifter at the time. I didn't know what she was planning on doing, until she did it. I felt an incredible rush as her piss-heroin concoction flowed through my veins. With a bit of a surprise, she had cocaine and I didn't even know, and I got surprised by the rush of the coke, the heroin, and the flooding realization that she had to have used her piss shot when she gave me half.

LOL Ive wondered so many times what you could use other then water... thankfully theres always a Mcdees or gas station or sumwhere to get a little water... but when you think about it how much worse could piss be then dope?
 
Realising that I'd accidentally thrown away my last bag of heroin in a public bin a few hours after the fact, and then going out at 5AM, locating the two bins and rooting through them to try to find it. Then I actually find it but it's ruined because as I rooted through the bin I overturned a soda can that destroyed the smack. Not my proudest moment!
 
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