Ok, here's a little list:
-Taking waayyy too much DXM (810 mg) my first time robo-tripping. Not a fun experience. Did I mention a good part of the experience was in public. Trying to navigate through stores and so forth wasn't fun.
-The countless times I've combined benzos and booze. Sure it's not well advised, but I still love doing it
-Ingesting about 9 different substances and then proceeding to wander with a buddy through a Mexican ghetto for 4 hours looking for a steroid pharmacy. We eventually found it, but not without close encounters of the angry-Mexican kind.
-Every time I've drank within 36 hrs after taking Flexeril. Makes me a mean, mean person.
-Having to drive a buddy's car for him, without a license on me, after eating about 6.5 g of potent mushrooms each. Talk about reckless driving. Eventually we ended up parked on his front yard 2 hours later after driving over a few lawns. ("Drive faster, man!" "I can't, I'm already flying").
-That time a bunch of us tried to light a bonfire while on acid. Long story short, fire department, gas can igniting and going airborne.
-The time I drank 2 forties of Colt 45, a bunch of vodka and then bottle bounced. Malt liquor's bad enough on its own.
-The time I drank a fifth of Jim Beam to myself. Stupid because of the ungodly hangover the next morning.
-Riding around on a go-ped on a ridiculous combination of every benzo from A to Z and vodka. The point was, to show my buddies how benzos can be fun. I crashed the thing a few times. Luckily the pills were OK.
-Now that I vaguely remember it, one Xanax-Gin night I destroyed a TV with a Mag-Lite, then stumbled backwards and fell through a window. It was pretty wild, considering the only injury I sustained was a mildly lacerated index finger, strangely enough.