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What is the Beatest, Lamest, Wackest party you ever been to?

Tommyboy said:
This kid was telling us about a party that we would have no problem getting into. We ended up going, and it was the house of a local family that was just chilling. They had 3 little kids running around, and it was just bugging me out being in such a rural area.

We ended up having an alright night just playing pong and blazing, but I had to leave after one of the kids started yanking on my leg saying "daddy?" to me. That just bugged me out way too much.
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Because you werent sure if it was one of yours or not, amirite? ;)
 
^ The real father displayed excellent parenting skills in rolling a blunt while holding his kid in one of his arms. If that's not good parenting, I don't know what is ;)
 
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worst "party" was at the frat i spend most of my weekend time at. all i was told is "dude theres a ton of girls here, only a few guys" get there and see them all leaving :| then there was no bud or good drink, i was pissed
 
Been to plenty of parties but been to one that scared the shit out of me. I was 20 & in college & brought my best friend & one of our good friends to a party I was invited too. The good friend was 18 & in college but had over protecting parents that smothered him his whole life. Him going to college gave him the freedom he always desired.

Anyway, we take him along to this house party, I would say, 8 girls & about 7 guys so the numbers were okay. None the less, we were at the party about 30 minutes & I was shooting pool & our "good friend" was drinking vodka by the glass straight up. He was guzzling about 12oz at a clip.

About an hour later, I tell him, its his turn to play me at pull, mind you, we were all drinking & tokin & having a good time. He starts to say, im feeling dizzy & he starts to wobble....me thinking hes playing around, say to him, come on, lets play some pool. Mind you, I wasnt paying attention to his drinking & i thought he was kidding.

Anyway, he just falls straight down & im thinking wtf............get your ass up man. He weighs about 205 pds & is 6ft 2. Me & my best friend get help from 2 girls & we drag his ass to the master bedroom & throw him in the shower & nothing. Now im thinking, I bet this bitch has alcohol poisoning. We dry him up & lay him on the bed. We come back after an hour & we still cant wake hi up but at one point, he says I need to take a piss so that is good & we know hes conscious.

Anyway, fast forward 4 hours, its takes 5 of us to put him in the back seat. We get to his house & we cant wake him up. I feel for a pulse & he has one which is a very good thing. His parents are very religious(nothing wrong with that) but if I ring the door bell & tell them what happened, they wont believe me & think someone put something in his drink.

This was summer time by the way. So me & me bestie decide to prop him up on a lawn chair in his yard & ring the door bell & run. I know it was dumb because I wouldnt want my friends to do that to me if I was in that situation but we were young & dumb. Anyway, next day I do a slow drive-by with my bestie & out runs his mom spotting us like a sniper.

She walks up to us & says, what happened last night, why was my son so drunk, we thought we were gonna have to take him to the hospital, I said back to her, did you ask him, he drank vodka like it was water. Anyway, to this day she doesnt think too fond of me & my bestie & to this day, I think she believes we spiked his drink with something. I would never do that to someone but its whatever. Im glad our friend didnt die from alcohol poisoning because that could have been a manslaughter charge or something. (My worst party experience ever)
 
(Heres my best party experience)

I was 21 or 22 & 1 hour away & my cousins house party with about 20 to 25 people & its fall, I believe November. There was a full keg but we had to sneak out to smoke weed because my cousins sister was there & she was totally against weed. Anyway, we were playing quarters & I was in the zone after I was drunk of course. Anyway, I went to take a piss & accidentally opened up one of the bedroom doors(this house was a one floor rancher) & one of my cousins had his lips all over this hot chick, I apologized & saw my way out.

Went back to the table to play quarters again & told this girl ive only known one night that my cousin was getting some pussy back in the bedroom & she responds by saying, do you feel left out hun? I say, not really, im enjoying myself getting you drunk as well as everyone at the table.

She says, I wanna show you something, wanna have some fun, im like, hmm...depends. She says, come with me & grabs my hand & takes me outside to her car & says did you ever have a blowjob in a car when it cold out, im like....:) smiling & drunk & wondering is she playing around, like pulling my chain & I respond, no, what do you have in mind.

She says, unzip your pants & I will give you the experience....mind you its cold outside so minnie pee pee is chillin, not saluting, especially with alcohol in me. I tell her, can I play with you first & that definitely helped to get me going & the rest is history. To tell you the truth, i enjoyed getting a bj in the cold but prefer a warm & cozy room. We didnt have a condom so fucking was out of the question but when your drunk, who cares but im glad we didnt, you never know.

About half of us went to Dorney Park & Wild Water Kingdom amusement park the next day, we all had fun.
 
Frat parties.

I've been to a few and they're all a bunch of bros and drunk freshmen girls wearing things that shouldn't pass for a dress. Its like watching the elaborate mating ritual of college students, get each other extremely intoxicated, dance (if you can call it that) clumsily with each other to whatever's popular on the radio and proceed to see how much you can get away with in a public.
 
Khadijah said:
Aw man i hate that shit, you wanna run back like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what did i do?

Last weekend i got invited to a bday "fiesta" for a real cool chick I aint seen in like a yr. well used to be cool. she said it was gonna be hot and usually everytime we chill its nutz in a good way so i was lookin forward to it.

When i get there, its in this super nice house the kind where even the unfinished spare bathroom is marble LOL. And its full of kids from (The most stuck up preppiest asshole rich arrogant prick town in the area.) Im there with my man and my other homegirl and were just like Huh? it was so lame. we were expectin cool heads, not a bunch of frat boys and their whores.

People kept comin up to us and askin us if we want to smoke (trees) ...But evertyime it came time to smoke they would have a excuse of why we couldnt smoke right now, and then just disappear and smoke it without us and when they get back, be like "What bowl? What joint?" I mean im cool with not sharin but why the hell would you go outta ur way to invite someone to smoke, and then deny them.

Also there was a kid there grindin up the outer leaf of a honey Dutch Master and "cutting" bags of weed with it. i heard him be like "yea dude, i make like 20 bucks each off this shit hahahaha" scumbag-ass pussies like that always get me pissed. Also the fact that i went there with no bud, got cockteased on at least 6 bowls/joints/blunts, and then the only weed to buy there was the sacks of the Lil Pussy Wannabe DrugDealer's Primo High quality dutchmaster/weed 50/50 blend. But i had already start drankin when i got there, So it was kinda too late to go home. i felt like i was in highschool, except highschool wasnt even as fuckin lame, clickey, stuck up, and immature as these kids.
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Fucking hate stuck up rich kid parties. Now that I think of it... I hate stuck up rich kids.
 
amanda_eats_pandas said:
Frat parties.

I've been to a few and they're all a bunch of bros and drunk freshmen girls wearing things that shouldn't pass for a dress. Its like watching the elaborate mating ritual of college students, get each other extremely intoxicated, dance (if you can call it that) clumsily with each other to whatever's popular on the radio and proceed to see how much you can get away with in a public.
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lol so true.

my worst party if u can even call it that was in high school, prob junior year. this girl that me and my best friend were pretty cool with in school invited us to her house cause her folks were outta town. now this chick turned out to be a huge buzz kill. we had to blaze outside in the bushes, no big deal, but we get back inside and she is bitchin that we smell and just being rude. now it was me, my friend, his girl, and 2 or 3 of our other friends. and then i think some of her friends showed up. we were just completley opposite types of people. we were the party animals, and they were the lets do a few shots and not get too crazy. we left pretty quick.

prob not a good description of it but ya, it was awkward, and then after that she didnt really like us all that much anymore. which was weird cuz she invited us, and we were really cool with her, and so was my friends gf, but idk, just weird weird weird. we had a great time after we left though cuz we still had a shit load of beer that no one drank lol.
 
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