I would rather enjoy fucking Lady Gaga right now. Or to be able to at least Poke 'er Face.
Actually, I'd rather have sex with my girl than anyone else, but Lady Gaga takes #2 at the moment. I don't even find her particular attractive over other famous people, I'd just like to fuck her.
Oh, and I could really, really go for some heroin. It would be fan-fuckin'-tastic right now! Sooo good. Melt in yo' mouth good!