What happend to the world while I was away?

As we were trying to casually dance around the issue of what we would do if it turned out our last remaining cat's limp was caused by the same cancer that killed our other one, she mentions that, "just in case one day I don't make it home", all the information you'd need is securely filed away downstairs.

And I thought I was the only one who'd put more planning into my death than my life