what goes through your head during a jackie chan movie?

[undead]

when driving that erratically, doesn't he realize he's putting hundreds of innocent bystanders in harms way? i thought jackie chan's supposed to be a good guy... that's awfully irresponsible.

a nurse hands jackie a piece of paper while he's in the waiting room of the hospital. his boss presumably dead and says "here, he had this clutched in his hand when he died. i don't think it means anything." has she ever seen a jackie chan movie?

 

[Max Power]

sympathy post.

 

[undead]

sympathy retort.

 

[Belisarius]

"How many bones did he break this time?"

When he retires, the man'll be like Theseus's ship. Really.

 

[L2R]

"cantonese sounds so whiney"


that is all

 

[2oclockbeanfiend.2]

i find it unacceptable that it takes someone 10 takes to say "Madison Square Garden"

 

[L O V E L I F E]

"There are people who are spending 2 hours watching this shit, when they could've stayed home, and masturbated three times, instead?!"

 

[cletus]

I want to see a brutal fatality now & again like Bruce Lee used to dish out, because there was no question that he killed his opponent when shit went down.

Jackie Chan movies are a bit too pantomime for my liking & in need of more MDK's.

 

[Arnold]

"is he on speed again?"