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What Gifts are YOU getting for Christmas?

This furby is going to possess the soul and mind of my previous devil doll that was found and lost in the midst of a pure tragedy.
It was a tiny bear dressed in a red devil jumpsuit. It was reincarnated into this Red Furby.

I have a Pikachu that is currently Guarding it, preventing it from escaping its Christmas wrapping, a prisoner of hell as I call it, until Christmas Day. The Pikachu is also the Gatekeeper, channeling the demon spirit into the batteries.
 
Erich Generic said:
This furby is going to possess the soul and mind of my previous devil doll that was found and lost in the midst of a pure tragedy.
It was a tiny bear dressed in a red devil jumpsuit. It was reincarnated into this Red Furby.

I have a Pikachu that is currently Guarding it, preventing it from escaping its Christmas wrapping, a prisoner of hell as I call it, until Christmas Day. The Pikachu is also the Gatekeeper, channeling the demon spirit into the batteries.
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What a great tale for a furby.
 
The ol man and I decided to forgo buying presents for each other, and spend the money on a great nye party. We booked a babysitter, and reserved the honeymoon suite at a nice hotel, and we've been fortifying our collection of sex toys and scoring a pile of fuck drugs for a few weeks now. We're hoping for company, but either way, it should be a memorable night.
 
So far I have received a good bottle of wine from my boss and Crown Royal Maple Whiskey from a friend.
I never expect anything for Christmas as an adult so it's ALL good. If it isn't I give it to someone else :)

My husband and I are headed to Mexico for 6 days in January for my 40th birthday. We are not exchanging gifts this year. He BETTER have a bday gift for me or I will be disappointed as I paid for the trip.
 
Besides the matrix what i demanded...

I got a vacuum cleaner,400 bucks and 2 new friends,1 new father

I gave my soon to be wife the world , and god knows what else.. spent about 1200 on gifts for people around me lol im in so much debt... i cant stop laughing ,hahha argh..merry xmas to all regardless.. "just don't become jealous have faith and you be free from the imaginary chains"

:)
 
I'm getting a half gram of 6-apb a half gram of 2-meo ketamine and freedom from a failing relationship.
 
My sis just got prescribed some medication with codeine in it, too bad she won't get that for me for Christmas, lol. Mmmm I want to try some 6-apb!!!!
My boyfriend is very anti-gifts but I loooove giving gifts!! I already visited my family for the holidays (we live a few hours away so I am back home already). They got me some practical things for my apartment - like a knife set, and this set of things like a hammer, wire cutters, etc. I am the least handy person I know, my bf is the second least handy person I know, I'm not sure if we will make use of those. I don't even know what to use them for. My sis got me this really cool lamp. I need to get some lightbulbs but I'm super excited for that!
 
Not sure what I am getting for myself, but as for gifts to get others .. there can only be one.

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I bought myself a couple grams of bubble hash, kratom and kratom extract, and plan on buying an original formula 80 or two ta blast (don't usually shoot so it's a treat). Oh, and a buddy gave me a bud of some really well done Sweet Tooth. Sweets and Treats for christmas!

Happy Holidays everyone, I wish you all the best!
 
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