I'm really just chiming in to say that the title of this thread is fucking awesome.
But I'll throw in my 2 cents:
Bupe
Librium
Caffeine
Nicotine
Oxycodone
Heroin
Xanax
Fun week for me, but I'm done with the last three on my list for a little while. Over-abuse makes it too hard to get back on the bupe. I'm not in the mood for any serious withdrawal symptoms right now. Hard enough on this benzo taper, and the week of Xanax already fucked up my weekend. Fucking benzo withdrawal is a bitch, but I am definitely able to handle it better than even mild opiate withdrawals, since I love opiates and everything about them and hate benzos, yet sometimes feel compelled to do them.