What do you want played at your funeral?

lost weekend said:
Unfortunately there is no such thing as a cheap funeral
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You get what you pay for I guess.

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Best to let your family choose as they are the ones who will have to sit uncomfortably listening to it and I doubt elderly relatives would recognise anything you chose yourself unless it was Vera Lynn
Hopefully if you were to choose the piece yourself your toe wouldn't begin to tap to the rhythm
 
Johnny Cash - Hurt

My dad wanted "the saints come marching in" but the catholic church refused it -- not only refused it, told us they would do it and than did not.

Salt in the wound instead of danny boy the london w/e it is with the same melody.

SHOCKING DISRESPECT considering that shit is expensive and he was a member and a professor and all that community shit
 
notsmokeymcpot42088 said:
Johnny Cash - Hurt

My dad wanted "the saints come marching in" but the catholic church refused it -- not only refused it, told us they would do it and than did not.

Salt in the wound instead of danny boy the london w/e it is with the same melody.

SHOCKING DISRESPECT considering that shit is expensive and he was a member and a professor and all that community shit
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The Catholic Church lie; perish the thought,lol( yes I know there is a slighty bad pun in there).
 
Jnowhere said:
The Catholic Church lie; perish the thought,lol( yes I know there is a slighty bad pun in there).
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You aint wrong there man. They told everyone to make the checks out to the church not the widow. Very cool ppl.

Literally had to have words to retain the flowers brought...... 'no those go home with us'

super worth the tidings
 
lost weekend said:
Unfortunately there is no such thing as a cheap funeral
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With direct cremation they pick up the body, cremate, and give it to you in a cardboard box. Last I heard of someone doing it, it was $300.
I told my kids that's what I want. Then they can do their own ceremony to remember me when they scatter my ashes.
 
^ After the family quit talking to us two or three members have died and ashes are in cardboard boxes -- well coffee mugs at my lame ass families house.

It is absolutely true though for about 3-500 you can get a box of ppl ashes made from a corpse -- assuming legitimacy lol

They thought we were gunna pay for the funerals after they quit talking to us fucking completely after my pops passed.

Than I heard my cousin is playing with ouija boards over there and thinks she has "opened portals" --- last place I wanna be.
 
How many can we choose?

One: this one is appropriate to my situation, although I did not venture into the backroom last night and only drank too much...



Also this one:



They used to play a version of this with German Tom & Jerry.

Yesterday, drunk at cruise bar no. 2, I cried playing this:



I like Tezuka's Hi No Tori.

Also this one:

One of these versions.



XOR

 
notsmokeymcpot42088 said:
^ After the family quit talking to us two or three members have died and ashes are in cardboard boxes -- well coffee mugs at my lame ass families house.

It is absolutely true though for about 3-500 you can get a box of ppl ashes made from a corpse -- assuming legitimacy lol

They thought we were gunna pay for the funerals after they quit talking to us fucking completely after my pops passed.

Than I heard my cousin is playing with ouija boards over there and thinks she has "opened portals" --- last place I wanna be.
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Last person I know who did it, did it for her brother. TBH, she was already stressed from other things and her brother's death was too much. A couple months after she got the ashes, she bought an urn, had a professional service done, and put the urn in a crypt.

I personally would like my ashes used planting a tree at my daughter's house. I'm too poor to have all the arrangements done like my father did for me, so I want it to be as cheap as possible for my kids. Even if they scatter me in a park somewhere that's fine. I'm gone.

Keith Richards snorted some of his father's ashes.
 
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