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What do you know about Berlin?

Guess who's bizzack... with his asshole intact.

Got a knockback from Berghain. I'm not really surprised though, two of us rocked up at like 1pm on Sunday when there was literally no-one else trying to get in (I thought we'd went to the wrong door at first!) clearly not looking like their preferred clientele judging by the stories from my mates who went a few hours earlier & did get in. One was taking a shite while a 7 foot tranny was pumping fuck out of what he described as "the tiniest wee Filipino gay guy you've ever seen" in the next cubicle, he said techno was thumping as this noise "BOOFT! BOOFT! BOOFT!" was coming from right next to him hahaha. He also said as soon as he walked in the Panorama Bar there was a 12 foot photo of a guy spreading his arsehole up on the wall lol.

Went to Tresor on Friday though. Jeff Mills doing a 6 hour set in what just looked like any other good fairly large, clean club, I was disappointed as it could have been anywhere & Mills was boring as fuck. Then we went downstairs. It was fucking incredible. I used to call Subby a techno dungeon, I can't anymore. It now seems like a posh restaurant in comparison. This place was proper ghetto, a real manky techno dungeon & the tunes were absolutely pounding. God knows who the DJs were that were on, I'm assuming just local residents, but they were excellent. We didn't even bother going back to the main room at all. It was ideal, exactly what I wanted from a club really. Very reasonably priced as well, no dearer than clubs in Glasgow.

Can't be fucked hitting out with a full report of what we got up to over the past 8 days just now but I'll fire some pictures of some cool stuff up in a minute.
 
Berlin photos. Quite a lot of them.

You can right click & hit view image (or something like that) to see them full size.


Things (mainly graf).

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^ The view from our balcony. Check the shitey nappies. Beautiful.
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^ The stack of wheely bins that my mate created to climb onto that mess then our balcony as he couldn't figure out how to get in downstairs or even ring the buzzer (2 nights in a row!)
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^ The King of Diseased Gherkin Wielders


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^ Post-Tresor snoozing lol. We thought he may have been dead.
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^ Post-Tresor Bath Time.
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^ Triple Threat Post-Tresor Bath Time lol.
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^ My mate was wearing that hat the whole night in Tresor haha
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^ Tresor + Ketamine = A very burst me still up getting wasted the following afternoon.

The phrase "Smell my key!" was getting used a lot that day.

 
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Haha, "Fuck Yoga" was one of the highlights of the trip. It made me smile. No-one else even clocked it so they were wondering what the fuck I was doing when I paused to take a picture of a bollard lol.

Just remembered (because I'm wearing it), I bought a t-shirt with a photo of Snoop Dogg doing his ironing printed on it lol. Spotted it in a window during a drunken stroll home & had a nightmare trying to find the shop again the next day. Got to the point where I thought I might have imagined it as it seemed like such a strange photo (my mates thought I was just at it or had been too steaming to see it properly) but we eventually found it & the kind bird behind the counter even took the one out the window for me as we couldn't find another one in amongst the piles of t-shirts in the shop - Danke schön!
 
Fuck Yoga and T-shirts of Snoop ironizzling (gangsta me)? Who said Germans have no sense of humour :D

Does look class that. Nice mix of total squalor and creative exuberance. That club sounds a belter too - 10 foot pic of gaping arsehole and trannies pumping Thai yoofs as you walk in? I'm sold =D
 
Loving the graf PTCH %)

Dirty pounding techno dungeons are where it's at for sure :D
 
What's that "organic looking" stuff above the King of Diseased Gherkin Wielders?

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did you stand in any dog shit? i dont think Berliners pick up after there hounds turd in the streets. I recall many piles of shite on the pavement in Berlin (strange memory admittedly)
 
swedger77 said:
did you stand in any dog shit? i dont think Berliners pick up after there hounds turd in the streets. I recall many piles of shite on the pavement in Berlin (strange memory admittedly)
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Hahaha! Aye, most definitely. There was a "Watch out! Road-jobby!" shout every 10 minutes or so when walking about lol.

kate said:
What's that "organic looking" stuff above the King of Diseased Gherkin Wielders?
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Fuck knows but it tasted horrible lol.

effie said:
Loving the graf PTCH %)
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The graffiti in Berlin is awesome. It's absolutely everywhere. My photos don't do it justice at all. There was loads of quality big murals & massive pieces on impossible to reach walls but it was hard to get a good photo of them & I kept forgetting to take my phone (camera) out with me. Other tourists must have thought I was a weirdo for not giving a fuck about photographing the Brandenburg Gate or any of the other old buildings/architecture that we saw, but you can look up pictures of that shit on the internet, I wanted more unique photos.


BTW - Currywurst for the fucking win! I couldn't get enough of that shit. And I know it is shit, but it was tasty shit!
 
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Hahah, that 'post-Tresor snoozing' pic is quality. As are the rest of them. One of my friends went to Berlin for a weekend and ended up moving there a short time later she loved the place that much. It's definitely on the list of cities I wouldn't mind living in, never been mind just heard awesome things.

How was the drug situation? I seem to remember you mentioning you had a pal out there who would sort everything. I'm assuming you managed to get everything no bother? What was the door security like? Any worse than Glasgow?
 
the bombed out stain glass church is beautiful
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Nice pics PTCH. Fuck yoga and fuck the police indeed. Gotta get to Berlin. Never been. 12th trip to Barcelona coming up this weekend.
 
Chemical Samile said:
Hahah, that 'post-Tresor snoozing' pic is quality. As are the rest of them. One of my friends went to Berlin for a weekend and ended up moving there a short time later she loved the place that much. It's definitely on the list of cities I wouldn't mind living in, never been mind just heard awesome things.

How was the drug situation? I seem to remember you mentioning you had a pal out there who would sort everything. I'm assuming you managed to get everything no bother? What was the door security like? Any worse than Glasgow?
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Aye, one of the girls with us had a couple of mates out there (who strangely didn't know each other until they all met up with us) so we were sorted fine. Had grams of ching & bags of weed waiting on us & they showed my mates a park where they could pick up swedgers. Although the 2 daft fuckers that went to get them ended up paying 20 euros a pill hahaha. I asked someone how much they normally are & he said "I can usually get them cheaper but they'd probably be about 8 euros each" (as though he was going to add a couple of euro on to the price if I actually asked him to get me them) so they got well & truly bumped. They were good pills though by all accounts (I didn't take any), pink ones, couldn't make out the stamp. One of the boys also had a bag of ket on the Friday when we went to Tresor, which he was happily dishing out to anyone that wanted it, he came to the apartment with us & continued to dish out his seemingly never-ending bag of ketamine all afternoon!

Security was fine, apart from the Berghain bouncer whose only words to me were "Hello" & "Nein! Nein!" lol. None of us got searched anywhere. I went off to the toilet in Tresor to do some ket, I had the bag in my pocket but the boy whose ket it was came with me to do some & make sure I didn't get lost (Tresor is confusing!), I was sketch about us both piling into the same cubicle (I would never do that at home) but he said "Don't worry about it, the bouncers will just think we're shagging or something" haha. Security guards blatantly seen us walking out the cubicle together & didn't bat an eyelid, in Glasgow we'd have been instantly kicked out regardless of whether we were taking drugs or pumping lol.

Strangely, after only seeing them for the first time in a picture on here the other week, the coke came in those little 1g pointed vials. I took one home with me as a souvenir =D

Oh, and the weed was fucking outstanding. Amsterdam quality. Blew my head off, I wasn't expecting it to be quite so strong. Also, the girl we met up with & her boyfriend were just skinning up in pubs as though they were rolling a fag. No-one seemed to give a fuck & when I questioned her she just said "Well, it's not like I'm smoking it in here so why would they care?" as if I was daft lol.
 
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bogman said:
^^^ sounds perfect except for the €20 pills.
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The 20 euro pills was just their own stupidity added to the para-ness of being in a strange German park full of drug dealers at midnight. They could have easily got them cheaper if they'd just telt the guy to get to fuck & give them the real price, but he'd already shouted for even more than that so once they got them down to 20 a go they thought they'd just pay it & get out of there lol. Although the people selling pills in Berghain were shouting for 30 euros each, which I said was blatantly one wee guy trying to rip them off but my mates said that the same price was quoted to them by numerous different people. Fuck knows why anyone would pay that much (might be the "tourist price" lol)

Even if we didn't have someone to get us weed & coke they said that there's two parks. One where my mates went for the ecto, where you can apparently pick up pretty much anything, and another where they only really sell weed. So drugs are very easy to come by, no need for a connect just proper open-air markets in these two parks.
 
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