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what do YOU do when you are stoned & alone?

Play guitar
Go for a neighborhood drive
Listen to music
Whack it

I really get in a creative mood when stoned and I love making weird dishes of munchies. I will combine half and half with cookies and ice cream with the microwave....its fun.

The part I really savor however is the actual smoking. It is so relaxing to sit out on a porch and watch a beautiful sunset. I love staring at nature and taking it all in accompanied by some nice bowls (I like it normally, but its so mind-boggling when high).
 
I might have got bored of both masturbation and smoking pot years ago if I hadn't tried them at the same time.

Sex also gets so much better that I prefer to be stoned.
 
After i toke i usually:
Take a bath or shower. Come up with ideas for crazy comics and movies and write them down. Lift weights. Play my xbox or gamecube. Read. Do housework. Take a nap.
Listen to some hip hop.
 
there's two situations when i smoke: after a night out and i'm drunk which usually results in either sitting outside and watching the sky or sitting inside and watching the tv followed by bed.

otherwise i smoke when i have the day off. and i'll usually do most of these activities. running errands - the cleaners, the bank, the tanning salon, the drug store, the grocery store (sometimes a bad idea). it's really more of an excuse to just go driving around listening to tunes. it's also nice to make an event out of those ordinary things. i might also hit borders to check out magazines and the travel section, tower for music, and then my favorite shopping area to see if there's any clothes i might wanna buy. if it's crappy outside i'll go for loud stereo+house chores like cleaning the kitchen or bathroom. searching for new music downloads and online porn is always there, but i tend to get annoyed sitting in front of the computer when stoned. i can usually get into a good book about an hour after smoking. when i lived at the beach my options were more outdoor oriented - surfing if there were waves, swimming if it was flat, cruising on the long skateboard or the beachbike...
 
infinity said:
recently i've been a bit bored when i'm stoned & alone.. i'd like to hear some activities, regardless of how productive or pointless they are..
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exercise (like some cardio on a cross trainer)
swim
around the house kinds of things, like the dishes and laundry (hey, I'm domesticated, stfu).
play with the animals
XBOX: Gauntlet and ESPN Football 2004
inhale whippits
watch stand-up comedy
call family
think of things to do, and yet sit there and do nothing...
 
This is pretty much I don't smoke anymore - you just end up doing the same set of things over and over. Try being sober or making a ritual out of another drug and see how things change cause they will. If you can't do that then just try and get more stoned than you;ve ever been before at every sitting, with a bit of luck you'll pass out and get rid of a bit more time till you have to do something serious again.
 
Listen to Widespread Panic, eat food, watch TV, think about useless things, smoke another bowl, smoke a Camel light, watch porn, think about whacking off, whack off, etc.
 
what's this with boys and being stoned and masturbation?
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Well, most smokers posting to this thread are male, and we're discussing instances where there is no one else present to have sex with. I would say that orgasm strength from masturbation can triple while you are stoned, to the point that you just collapse and lie there giggling for 10 minutes completely unable to do anything else because that was so awesome. You should try it, I'm sure girls have way stronger orgasms too.... FWIW I think it's best to masturbate not right after you smoke, but about an hour later when you're still up but not as confused and it's easy to fantasize.
 
THE WOOD said:
your nuts! how the heck can u workout stoned?
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I dunno, I just can. First of all I love that fucking machine (though I don't LOOK like I do, I spend way less time on it than I should) while clean... it's low impact, and for a guy of my size that makes all the difference in the world. No shock in the heels or ankles, no stressed out knees. It is almost like running in low gravity for me. Add my discman and some trance, DnB, psytrance or even some house from time to time... the physical activity is almost like dancing. If I want to go deeper, I just close my eyes and I'm in the middle of the psytrance tent. =D

But you know, I'm one weird muthafucker.
 
back in the day when i first started smoking, i used to give a shit about my body and exercise and it was fun doing it stoned because it felt so good. now i don't like exercise as much so i don't doit stoned. it's all mental
 
K'dOUTinAZ said:
I start scheming situations for some drugs
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K, we have more in common than i thought. Well I hope you are still around. i posted to your last post regarding you wanting to die. Hang in there buddy.

someone who can relate.
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pfft whenever i lift when im stoned, i end up dropping around 185lbs on my chest and thinking "why the hell did i go to the gym stoned again?"
 
same here, thats if i even get on the bench i always end up doing like one set of curls, getting a gatorade and leaving cuz i'm too lazy
 
sit around and contemplate how miserable and seedy my life is....get depressed

fun times but i love weed too much to quit
 
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