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Diet What did YOU last eat? Version 5

brown rice
celery and girasole mashed with some soy milk and nutmeg
stir-fried zucchini, carrots, onion with spices
some ramsons (or whatever that is called in english) on top
 
Breakfast:

250 grams of sprouted chickpeas / snow-peas / lentils.
2 shots of (agave) Tequila, with salt and lemon.

Morning Tea:

Half a liter of the Daily Juice company's Breakfast Juice.

Lunch:

3 burritos with re-fried beans, mashed avocado, lettuce, carrot, sun-dried tomatoes & chili sauce.
2 shots of (agave) Tequila, with salt and lemon.

-[A short nap.]-

Afternoon Tea:

1 large serve of fries from McDonald's and a large coke.
2 shots of (agave) Tequila, with salt and lemon.
1 joint (containing approximately 2 points of marijuana).

Dinner:

3 burritos with re-fried beans, mashed avocado, lettuce, carrot, thinly sliced cherry tomatoes & chili sauce.
12 shots of (agave) Tequila, with salt and lemon.

Supper:

8 shots of (agave) Tequila, with salt and lemon.
250 ml of the Daily Juice company's Breakfast juice.
1 joint (containing approximately 2 points of marijuana).

...

It's a hard life, but somebody's got to live it.

:)

PS. I eat Mexican food at least once per day, because it's the best gluten free / vegan cuisine (IMO).
 
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Barbecued potato chips and a brat with mustard. Plus iced tea mixed with lemonade.

Not the healthiest meal... damn, I really am eating too much. I ate an entire pizza pie earlier. It was only 10 inches, and it was topped only with wholesome vegetables. But still... the overeating. It kills! At 104 pounds, though, I guess I don't have to worry for a while.
 
Shrimp salad with spinach, avocado, cherry tomatoes, Caesar dressing, a few dashes of lemon juice and a pinch or so of pepper. I think I'll have to make this again because it was damn good and healthy too.
 
Yeah that's the first time I made it, I'm surprised it turned out as good as it did. And funny enough the only lasagna I've had that I didn't like was shrimp seafood lasagna lol.
 
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Humans are animals tho, so unless you aren't an animal that's not vegan. AFAIK vegetables don't have scrotal flesh.

VS

You should probably worry less about what you eat and get off the bath salts.
 
I'm not human.
My scrotum is made of tofu.

You should probably worry less about what you eat and get off the bath salts.

Coming from the guy saying that the world is coming to an end, as predicted by Revelations...
And that there are eerie similarities between the four horsemen of the apocalypse and the modern world?

:\

I'll continue eating my bean-curd nut sack (before the rapture strikes) if it's all the same to you.
 
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