BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
Yup you can't beat going "nuts deep".....squirrel or no 

Good for you Shambles mate....
Plus Mrs. Shambles will be well impressed when those rectus abdominus start to show through ......I know Mrs.G used to be anyway![]()
I must admit I have actually taken to the exercise thing far more than I'd ever have expected to. The instructor thinks I'm very competitive. I've not yet had the heart to tell her that it's actually far more that I'm just kinda compulsive and have a very addictive personality. I suppose upping the level on the crosstrainer or lasting a bit longer on the steppy thing is probably a bit better for me than caining an extra gramme over a weekend though so all good
Mrs Shambles had better not be getting her hopes up too high (she isn't - in fact she has me under strict orders not to "ruin my physique" :D - although i rather suspect that may have been a case of not setting me up to fail too badly). There is a somewhat less glutinous feel to my gluteus maximus though I must say...
I don't like laying my head on a rock.
Must. Resist. Smutpun.![]()
I like laying my head on a huge cock.
Yes she is one of my best mates wife.You sure it's only her food you've eaten many times before?![]()
Bacon > sausage. Especially the mythical duck bacon.As great as the reverence I have for bacon is, it will never be sausage.
Hey you could be FUBAR who it appears is gagging on a giant cock with a butt plug that wont come outI can't help it....
Making shit pervy jokes is the only thing that keeps my mind off how shit my life is at the minute.![]()
Bacon > sausage. Especially the mythical duck bacon.
We love our sausages too but well bacon is just on another level. My local butcher won first prize in the NSW Pork Awards for his double smoked free range bacon. It is amazing. As you can tell i am an addict. I am still seeking duck bacon but cant find an Australian supplier. Found it in the US though.I dunno. Maybe you have much nicer bacon down there.
I remember reading recently that something like 59% of Irish people have admitted to sneaking sausages in their luggage when travelling abroad.
I have considered HMT ( ham maintenance therapy ) but i dont think its going to stop the cravings. A course of IV drippings is also an option but really i dont have the desire to stop. I tried crackling but the high was so short lived and the first piece is always the best then its just chasing that never ending crackling high. Maybe prosciutto is an option...it has a half life similar to bacon. But really its bacon that i want...Hello everyone....
My name's consumer and I'm a bacon addict.
Taking the first step is always the hardest mate.....only 11 to go
I would advise against having Porky Pig as your higher power but each to their own really......
Bacon and egg speedballs is how i start the day. They get me through till lunch time. Then i have a ham sandwich to tide me over and keep withdrawals away. Night time its crackling and sometimes bacon crisps. I basically live for breakfast.Its when you start doing bacon and egg speedballs you know you need to seek help.
Hitting the crackling pipe though just seems like a sign of desperation.
If a few points of streaky aren't hitting the spot then nothing will....
You sicken me....