What are you munching on? v. gimmie toblerone n' beetroot

[Mailmonkey]

just have a tray of doner meat as a concession to your diet, leave out the carb heavy pitta bread, and err, salad.

 

[TheSpade]

It's hard to tell with my scales as they're not digital and the wee arrow moves around a bit but looks like I've already lost the 8 pounds I wanted to shift. Or close enough anyway. Time to pile it back on. Large doner, pitta, chilli sauce AND chips it is.

 

[Super Ted]

Carlsberg dinner for me ... I cant be fucked to go out in the rain to get anything now.

 

[knock]

Is that a parasitic worm you've draped over your dinner there?

NSFW:

:D

Yeah that did look a bit shit! It was soured cream sauce, but it looked like a man eater or a very long bird shit.

 

[knock]

It's hard to tell with my scales as they're not digital and the wee arrow moves around a bit but looks like I've already lost the 8 pounds I wanted to shift. Or close enough anyway. Time to pile it back on. Large doner, pitta, chilli sauce AND chips it is.

You're a twat, have you read the pages I linked for you?

 

[Super Ted]

It's hard to tell with my scales as they're not digital and the wee arrow moves around a bit but looks like I've already lost the 8 pounds I wanted to shift. Or close enough anyway. Time to pile it back on. Large doner, pitta, chilli sauce AND chips it is.

Eating donna meat when sober is just wrong ... So is the meat shaver that the fat greasy chip monkey uses to carve it off the half cooked rancid elephant leg of meat.


Anyway, enjoy...

 

[ColtDan]

Yet again I've just had one meal today, chicken and egg fried rice with peas, spring onion and red peppers. Pretty good.

Excellent,

Not a library photo this time!

you fucking beauty, looks very nice!

 

[knock]

Was delish! What you can't see is that that's a deep-bowl plate and there's a bed of rice under the chilli.

 

[TheSpade]

You're a twat, have you read the pages I linked for you?

You're a fucking twat and I don't know what links you're on about!

Eating donna meat when sober is just wrong ... So is the meat shaver that the fat greasy chip monkey uses to carve it off the half cooked rancid elephant leg of meat.


Anyway, enjoy...

LOL. :D

I didn't have one in the end. Haven't actually eaten tonight, no appetite.

 

[knock]

Don't be amazed, you can lose a few pounds in weight by having a shit or a big piss. Maintain a moving average of your weight, it might help you avoid delusion!

this you fat cunt

 

[TheSpade]

Your link is shit. FUCK OFF!

 

[knock]

your link is shit. Fuck off!

fuck you!

 

[ColtDan]

 

[Mugz]

oreos

 

[knock]

Why is Dan eating mould from Tesco's bins?

 

[jancrow]

Jesus, Dan, are you staying in an East German Youth Hostel... in 1974?

 

[jancrow]

 

[Mugz]

is that a hollowed out marrow skin dan?

 

[ColtDan]

Why is Dan eating mould from Tesco's bins?

its Nougat or something, parents picked it up on their jaunt to some random market, so nice but only had a little bit, so unhealthy. looks fucked up. thought it was icecream to start off with

Jesus, Dan, are you staying in an East German Youth Hostel... in 1974?

1961

is that a hollowed out marrow skin dan?

It is indeed

 

[knock]

Your Goulash is probably very tasty but may I suggest you do something with the potatoes other than making some sort of industrial-looking ineffectual gravy dyke?

I think little clumps or nests of food look more rustic.