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What are you munching on? v. gimmie toblerone n' beetroot

pizza. Half and half - salami on one side, tuna on t'other, all on a bed of toms, blue cheese, mozarella, red'n'green peppers, artichokes, walnuts, olives, sweetcorn. I mean, I ate it three hours ago but I thought I better check in.

I also did a punctuation shite for the shite alphabet. No pics but there was a couple of dashes, a comma and two colons.
 
I think it's shit. Which is presumably both it's raison d'être and the highest compliment one could pay it. With it being shit and all. And impressive shit at that. Suspect I've nearly shat a colon or two now and then during the junky years but was probably just a prolapse winking at me.

Assuming you have pictorial evidence of said punctuated poopoo we (well, mainly you tbh) are definitely edging ever closer to the dream setup of movable motion type. Surely the next stage in the dispersal of information to the masses. Keep on pooing - the future of education depends on you and your doings, Knock! =D
 
Still rabbit droppings perchance, Yella? (Only ask cos you mentioned it in the shit-thread, I believe). If so I also noticed that was a peculiarly specific side-effect from tramadol. Nowt like any other opi-poo biznizz at all. Is just downright weird. But tram definitely does seem to induce rabbit droppings for some reason.

Or alternatively I may guess that opi-w/d lack of appetite may be the issue. If so I can sympathise and empathise. Just try to make sure you at least get yer vitamins down yer and maybe try to get on the soups - especially homemade ones if possible. Still an effort to get down ya but well worth it even if it takes a day to get a small bowl in ya <3

Or alternatively to the alternatives above I'll make an effort not to make a crude bumsex reference... Ooops. Doh! :D;)<3
 
Its like creation or whoever was in charge of putting together this fucked up fallen earth has conspired to reward me with a dropping and put so much effort into aswell yer know.
 
Earth is not fallen: it's forever falling. Fundamental confusion over what the Law of Gravity is there, Ms Dot ;)

It may not seem that way at the time (trust me I know :|) but however badly opies may temporarily fuck one's bowels they do recover eventually. Tram is just a notable offender cos the w/d lasts for months rather than just days or weeks like most opies. Shitter innit? :\
 
Can we leave gravity out until at least gramma s had a go at sinking in at what could pass for matter up there.

I've never said this to a man before but you really are going too fast.
 
YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
Can we leave gravity out until at least gramma s had a go at sinking in at what could pass for matter up there.

I've never said this to a man before but you really are going too fast.
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Attempting to poo whilst leaving out gravity tends to require suction I believe, Yella. But hey-ho - whatever does the bizniz for yer bizniz is fine by me I'm sure ;)

But do please post pics if you attempt a gravity-free poo =D

In munching news, have munched plenty today and feel quite full but there's still a lil of me curry & rice left I'd feel bad about leaving to go off. Pork involved is already a day past its sell-by... but on t'other hand was cooked yesterday. Still smells fine... but doubt I'd trust it tomorrow eve. Plus I've got stuff what'll need to be used for dins tomorrow sat waiting in me fridge. I suspect hard decisions with easy answers like this haven't helped in me post-junk bloatyears 8)
 
Shambles said:
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Attempting to poo whilst leaving out gravity tends to require suction I believe, Yella. But hey-ho - whatever does the bizniz for yer bizniz is fine by me I'm sure ;)

But do please post pics if you attempt a gravity-free poo =D
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Gravity's a cheerleader, it's the squeezing them out that does the work.
 
Just seen this, fuckingSPADE.

Hold on what do you class as 'pulling' if you didn't have sex with any of these 3 birds? I always class pulling as getting your hole but some people will say they pulled when they just got a kiss or even chatted to a bird for a while. Too ambiguous.

Your chat to that one the other day where you were saying you couldn't even have sex with someone you didn't like was terrible. Like any birds gonna beleive a guy when he says that. Especially you, you must have a reputation in your village by now of being a druggie who is always in bother and shags anything that moves. ;)
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I can't believe I called you a player, don't even know the technical terms for what your doing! Pulled = thought you had them where you wanted them, cheeky snogs ended up getting them home then they wanted cuddles instead of sex or some shit lol. Getting your hole = getting your hole. Comprende?

My chat the other day wasn't the best I'd agree. Wasn't really in it, she was tidy but a total beaut and as soon as she knew about the one I've actually been seeing a bit of I wasn't in it. Almost debating behaving for the next 2 weeks while the princess is away, only thing is we're not technically together and I'd hate the idea of her out there pulling boys while I'm here behaving lol, she's in Bulgaria though so don't know what the chances are of that.

I'll probably end up not sticking to it anyway mates 21st tomorrow be loads of birds and then up town sesh sat so behaving is probably unlikely.

On topic I just had a massive portion of cheesey beanos on toast, mozarella, half a can of beans, bit of chicken, was pretty good despite sounding a mess!
 
Shambles said:
Baked chops are "normal," Botty?!? Surely grilling is standard for a chop, no? Never heard of a baked chop. Must be an EU directive I'm unaware of or summat... ;)
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Sorry Ainsely. Must be why I find them bland as fuck then! If it was EU directive they'd probably have to be sold as slither of edible swine based product if they're chopped a mm too thin or something.
Bit like that case where a Kent based wine company had to call their wine a fruit based alcoholic beverage because the grapes were imported from Argentina. Bunch of cunts they are.
 
Bought some faggots from a local butcher today. He does fucking brilliant Scotch Eggs, warm in the morning still, real crunchy outside, egg barely cooked...so I have high hopes for his faggots.

just making a massive gravy for them from a bag of bones from the freezer, rtying to replicate the Brains Faggots in a "West Country Sauce" whatever that's meant to be. I love Brains faggots, love them, but I'm sure these badboys are going to be even better.

Will be serving them with chips (from the oven), and a mixture of mushy peas and processed peas (both from tins).
 
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