What are you muching on? v. You fat fuck

[breakcorefiend]

Need to eat a decent meal, can't remember the last actual meal i ate rather than just bits of crap every day or so

 

[Mailmonkey]

Not eaten yet today, just coffee and spliffs.

Just made the boy a ham beetroot and celery sandwich (bright future ahead of him, keep him healthy).

I've just whacked the oven on for a load of oven chips and gammon for me (really by my age there's no point trying to eat healthy is there, considering the rest of what I do to myself.)

 

[brimz]

Kiwi n Clementines

 

[breakcorefiend]

just stepped 'pon scales n I'm now 10.8

not good for being 6ft, need to eat more

 

[scrooloose]

^ I've gtta go the other way. I dare'nt step on the scales,reckon 14 stone. W anna get down to 12 stone.

 

[masaz]

Coronation chicken sarnie and a bit of Wensleydale with cranberries in that me mum gave me which is fucking lovely. Am getting addicted to the coronation chicken though, is good shit for sure.

 

[Shambles]

Coronation chicken is the work of the devil

(well, unless you pick the fruity shite out anyway. fukkin fruit in curry is just wrong on every conceivable level)

Have recently munched a bambi banger butty. Deery me, I'm always game for a meaty length or two

 

[Mailmonkey]

Coronation chicken is the work of the devil

(well, unless you pick the fruity shite out anyway. fukkin fruit in curry is just wrong on every conceivable level)

You're right. Snolly's an idiot.

I've eaten too much today to even begin to list it here.

 

[Shambles]

Aha! I knew my palate wasn't a total right-off :D

You may even be reasonably approving of my mildy adventurous choice of sarnie-stuffers. Imagine bambi is you're kinda thing. Admittedly not bought in the form of Co-Op sossers but a boy has to start somewhere and I doubt I'll be out shooting deer anytime soon. Hate the player not the game... or summat like that. Perhaps.

Flat's smelling lushy tonight. Got some nice braising steak in (suitably marbled) and a selection of root veggies and opted for a big ol' bubbling cauldron of madras simmering away for the morrow. Was sorely tempted to leave the spice out and just go for beef stew and dumplings cos I've not made dumplings in a dog's age. Might have a crack at a bit o' stew and dumplings next week now it's in me mind's eye's pre-belly though. Stew and dumplings

 

[badandwicked]

I thought the cupboards were bare but suddenly remember fate had conspired to provide me with a lemon and an avocado.

Someone threw the lemon at me in a new year day drive by and the avocados fell out of someones shopping unnoticed in the back of my van.

So the avocado isn't technically mine but somehow i know that's not going to stop me eating it with sugar and lemon. I just need to brave the cold to get it.

 

[Mailmonkey]

OMG, you've just reminded me of one of the tastiest snacks I've got off this thread, I think MentalKenny might have posted it, or possibly pontifex, or more likely someone esle...

Half an avocado, squeeze lemon juice on it, and a bit of sugar...sounded bogging, but I tried it, and it wass fucking lush.

I'm guessing this is your plan?

 

[ColtDan]

Bit of toast earlier and thats it today, gonna have a little "fast" give my body a rest from being a pig over xmas, might eating nothing but salad veg and fish tomorrow

 

[Shambles]

Multipack (wiv Spicy & Beefy varieties too) in the reduced section at Co-Op today. 12 packs of Munch for 50p

 

[badandwicked]

Half an avocado, squeeze lemon juice on it, and a bit of sugar...sounded bogging, but I tried it, and it wass fucking lush.

I'm guessing this is your plan?

that was zackly my plan. I only meant to eat one but it was so good I ate them both. I think the trick is they have to be almost over ripe, any less and its not so delicious.

 

[jancrow]

Woah, I wouldn't have dreamed that would taste OK for a milisecond but this all looks like good authority and I can test this for myself at some point soon as there seem to be lots of avocados knocking about the place.

Avocado smushed on brown or ideally malted wholegrain toast with lemon juice, dried chilli, salt and black pepper is the snack of kings.

 

[badandwicked]

MM took a bit of convincing JC but its just something you've got to trust me on make sure its really ripe and dont be shy with the lemon or sugar. Just eat it with a teaspoon.

 

[Hazyasusual]

id kill for some mcdonalds, well not really.

 

[eLW]

I think i overdosed on caffeine.

 

[breakcorefiend]

Just ate a few mouthfuls of my food from last night that i didn't manage to eat as i was in hyperspace, made me feel sick lol, bin job.

Now sat with a rollup n a cuppa

 

[Mailmonkey]

MM took a bit of convincing JC but its just something you've got to trust me on make sure its really ripe and dont be shy with the lemon or sugar. Just eat it with a teaspoon.

ahhhh, so it was you...I couldn't remember who introduced me to that snack...

fucking belter though... :D

Avocado smushed on brown or ideally malted wholegrain toast with lemon juice, dried chilli, salt and black pepper is the snack of kings.

No no no no no. Ridiculous idea. All wrong. Too many problems with that to even begin pointing out the error of your ways.