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What are you muching on? v. You fat fuck

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eaten so much kale and brocolli my piss has gone green. didnt even used to like veg and all that a few years ago. drank so much water thinking im dehydrated that im now proper bloated
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
Don't go all Leah Betts on us Dan.
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My lass was at uni the other day and some fucking idiot lecturer mention Leah Betts whilst talking bollocks about the dangers of ecstasy. No-one cared to inform the foolish academic that MDMA had nothing do to with it. Lack of information and too much water killed her. Fact. Makes me rage when MD gets wrongly blamed. - back on topic food fans
 
Bread i need Fukin Bread . I just spotted my neighbour go in her house i think i'm gonna go 4 it . Thing is she is bound to be stressed as she just picked up the kids n ting .
This is torture well not that bad but annoying

Oh yeah Dan you need some bigger plates i think .
 
brimz said:
Bread i need Fukin Bread . I just spotted my neighbour go in her house i think i'm gonna go 4 it . Thing is she is bound to be stressed as she just picked up the kids n ting .
This is torture well not that bad but annoying

Oh yeah Dan you need some bigger plates i think .
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what you planning on doing......charming a few slices of granary off her.
 
That worked out well got given 4 slices of bread 2 packets of crisps a pain au Chocolate n £2 :)

Fuking Bedlam in their mind with all the kids , i luv my neighbour she's salt of the earth type person .

BLT is on .:)
 
Oh yeah Teh BLT was lush n the Pain au Chocolate was nice with Custard also . Got milk as well n Cider.

It just goes to show

"Treat thy Neighbour as as you would expect to be treated yerself "

Is alive n well in Brimzville.
 
Two huge plates of chilli con carne and bread. I know it doesn't go but I couldn't be fucked putting rice on. Had some mince and bread earlier too at my dads. Too much bread today.

Saw this product advertised earlier, it was a cutter, blender and soup maker in one. You chuck the whole uncut veg in, press a button and it chops them up then you add water / stock and press another button and it starts cooking the veg then once it's cooked you press another and it blends the veg and stock together to make soup. Genius.
 
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Saw this product advertised earlier, it was a cutter, blender and soup maker in one. You chuck the whole uncut veg in, press a button and it chops them up then you add water / stock and press another button and it starts cooking the veg then once it's cooked you press another and it blends the veg and stock together to make soup. Genius.
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I saw that, made me sick to the very core. Lazy cunting twats.
 
It's fucking genius that's what it is though the reviews on Amazon are shite, it's not even new been out for years. I was going to buy my old dear one for Xmas but after reading the reviews that it hardly works I'll not bother.
 
i guess you'd still have to peel your veg? Which is the hardest bit of prep.

and apparently it even sautees the veg first, well I like to sautee the different parts of a soup for differing lengths of time.

It'd end up being one of those kitchen items that sits in the back of the pantry, or using up work surface space, but rarely being used.

And soup is usually a one pot meal anyway, a soup pan, a chopping board, a knife and a spoon to wash. I bet this fucking gadget has two or 3 sections to remove, and wash all round the blades etc...

And if I make a big soup i want to make more than I could fit in that thing.
 
I don't peel veg for soup, just chop it and chuck it in. Adds to the flavour. You're right though it's probably too small to make a decent sized pot of soup and requires multiple bits to be cleaned and apparently isn't even that good so it's a waste of time.
 
you don't even wash or peel a potatoe or a parsnip???

you are the laziest cook I've evr known, i know you're not a shit cook, like mugz for example, but you are so fucking lazy.
 
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