What are you muching on? v. You fat fuck

[TheSpade]

lol, I love the way Scots describe Irn-Bru, and Tizer, as juice.

What do you call it, fizzy pop or something queer?

SHM I always hate wasting perfectly good booze in recipes too.

 

[Mugz]

i dont think mugz can grasp sarcasm at all

I can grasp it, use it, and toy with other people's use of it. One of my hobbies!

 

[Mailmonkey]

What do you call it, fizzy pop or something queer?

pop.

What is it the juice of?

I can grasp it, use it, and toy with other people's use of it.

Really?

 

[TheSpade]

We've got Irn Bru trees in Scotland.

 

[Mental Kenny]

I've found Irn-Bru here in Oz, they actually make it here, I always loved it, goes well with vodka

 

[TheSpade]

I think it's vile with vodka but then vodka ruins practically anything you add to it. I never saw it in Aus once. Apparently it's really popular in Russia and Mongolia, I remember reading Ewan McGregors Long Way Round book and he talks about finding it in this wee shop in the middle of nowhere in Mongolia.

 

[brimz]

Fuk all !! Only had a big bar of Dairy Milk all day . Getting hungry now though.

 

[parttime crackhead]

lol, I love the way Scots describe Irn-Bru, and Tizer, as juice.

Eh? It is juice. There's nothing else you could call it without sounding like an absolute clown. "Pop"? "Soda"?

You get juice (not alcohol) or drink (alcohol). Technically milk as well, & water (but even that I often refer to as council juice).

Obviously you get different types of juice. Fizzy juice, diluting juice, fruit juice...


Edit - Just clocked you've answered that. "Pop" haha, fuck off. Have a glass of pop after your fruity cider

 

[Mailmonkey]

You get juice (not alcohol) or drink (alcohol)

pop, squash, and juice. all different.

In scotland pop = juice , squash = diluting juice, juice = ?

 

[Mental Kenny]

pop, squash, and juice. all different.

In scotland pop = juice , squash = diluting juice, juice = ?

I think basically if it doesn't get you drunk it's all juice.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Aye, you're pretty much spot on. "Juice" would be fruit juice, apple juice, orange juice, grapefruit juice etc.

Juice doesn't mean fizzy juice, it just means any kind of juice.

What do you call juice like Oasis etc, stuff that isn't in your narrow definition of "juice" but isn't "fizzy pop"?

I think basically if it doesn't get you drunk it's all juice.

Yes. If it does get you drunk then it's just drink lol. If I'm going to the shop "to buy drink" then I'm going to get drunk. If I'm going "to buy juice" then I'm thirsty - I might come back with a carton of orange juice, I might come back with a 2L of Coke but they're both "juice".

Other than milk really.

 

[Mental Kenny]

Well if water is council juice then milk can be cow juice.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Haha, great shout. I need to remember that.

I don't drink milk though. It's fucking stinking.

 

[TheSpade]

pop, squash, and juice. all different.

In scotland pop = juice , squash = diluting juice, juice = ?

Fucking pop and squash. What are you English cunts all about.

Squash = dilutie juice.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Dilutie? It's diluting. Dilutie isn't a word, that's just how you pronounce diluting in your mad Scumdee accent.

 

[Mailmonkey]

Oasis is flat pop.

 

[Kronos]

Crazy uk foreigners.
Pop = e.g coke, pepsi etc, ost forms of carbonated drinks
Squash = undiluted juice, e,g robinsons apple & blackcurrant, tesco value double strength lemon etc
Juice = Usually fruit but can be branded bottle- e.g Apple juice, pure orange juice, fresh orange juice, cranberry juice but also included flat branded drinks like oasis, oasis isnt 'pop' its juice, like drench = juice, ribena = juice etc
Drink = alcoholic beverage of some kind
Coffee = coffee, both instant and snob coffee
Tea = Tea
Water = water

We clear?

Anyone got a problem with that we'll take it outside

 

[ColtDan]

agreed

drink to me is pretty much... anything thats drinkable. fuck the words pop, squash. its either a drink, juice, tea or coffee. but whatever

 

[parttime crackhead]

Oasis is flat pop.

C'mon to fuck you.

Crazy uk foreigners.
Pop = e.g coke, pepsi etc, ost forms of carbonated drinks
Squash = undiluted juice, e,g robinsons apple & blackcurrant, tesco value double strength lemon etc
Juice = Usually fruit but can be branded bottle- e.g Apple juice, pure orange juice, fresh orange juice, cranberry juice but also included flat branded drinks like oasis, oasis isnt 'pop' its juice, like drench = juice, ribena = juice etc
Drink = alcoholic beverage of some kind
Coffee = coffee, both instant and snob coffee
Tea = Tea
Water = water

We clear?

Anyone got a problem with that we'll take it outside

All the stuff in bold is just juice. Why do you need different names for it?

fuck the words pop, squash. its either a drink, juice, tea or coffee. but whatever

Dan's knows the score & he's from down your ends MailMonkey. Get your pop & squash patter to fuck.

 

[Kronos]

'can you go get me some juice mate im cotched on this couch'
He comes back with a coke? When i wanted a motherfuckin' oasis? naaah dont know what planet you live on kiddo but i dont wanna be a part of it, round here we tell it like it is!

(lol, maybe lack of sleep is getting to me a bit)