A donner is a donner, rank meat scraped off the carcass of the left over animals in the slaughter house once they've been stripped of all over meat then compacted back together into an elephants leg and chucked on a skewer for days on end being cooked over and over and over. Yum.
Ready meals are shite and usually bad for you though. Full of fat and salt and usually taste bland.
So the turkey’s lost in transit, someone spilled the stuffing or you’re just doing a spot of Christmas camping. Well, never fear, because thanks to the Christmas Dinner ColtDan everyone can enjoy a piping-hot, pre-packed Christmas meal.
When it’s time for your festive feast, simply remove the rubber cap, pierce the holes, open the insulated can and try not to drool on yourself as a totally safe exothermic reaction heats up your Christmas chow in about 12 minutes. We’ve heard of convenience food but this is ridiculous. Mmm…Turkey casserole with all the trimmings.
Of course this whole exercise would be completely pointless if food was a flop, but ColtDan recipes are really rather delish. You won’t be awarding any Michelin Stars, but they’re certainly up there with your respectable ready meals. Plus, Your Christmas Dinner ColtDan is nutritionally balanced, so as well as satisfying all your Christmas cravings, you’ll stay trim and terrific.
Was going to make pasties for tea, but the beef skirt will be fine tomorrow..
Pasty making tomorrow
bummer to former and latter.
I read about you waking up with blood everywhere and a knife. I hope you're going to put the brakes on Knock entirely up to you but things could have turned out much worse ay?
I'm not judging btw I could tell you stuff about my past excesses that would make hair stand on end. I always seem to be adding this caveat ha.. I think its because some people have called me self righteous. Which from my perspective of course I'm not.
