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What are you looking for in your drug deal?

I like open houses
You walk in, pay, get your bag'o'weed and leave
No phone calls, no waiting around, and its always at a time that suits you
The only problem is the roll of the dice on what your gonna get
 
Dealer should be on time.
Dealer should consistently have product on hand.
Dealer should be local (15 minutes or less driving).
Dealer should have decent prices.

Drug deal should be in a fairly public, but out of the way place of any major roadways or areas frequented by the police.

Walking up to a window deals look sketchy as fuck, were not copping heroin here, get out of your god damned car, lets smoke a cigarette, and make this not look like a drug deal....

Stay the fuck away from neighborhood parks at night. Honestly you can sit down and watch the drug deals happen in any suburban neighborhood, and if i know this, the police do as well... Its much less expected during the day hours though.

Stay the fuck away from waffle houses.

Quick Trip gas stations sell coffee and dounuts, again STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ANYWHERE FREQUENTED BY POLICE!

Product should be in a sealed container whether that be a celophane or a ziplock, i hate sandwhich bags.

Amount should be within .1 of what you paid for, preferably that .1 should be .1 more than you paid for.

Avoid drug deals past midnight.

Avoid drug deals on any major holiday or holiday weekend.

If you want to be really careful you can plan your drug deals during shift change for the police.... They run 7 hour shifts. night shift starts at 11pm here, may be different in other areas.... There used to be a lot of bored fucking cops at my old job that liked to talk about random shit, like their job.... Know and respect your enemy....

Just because your not paranoid does not mean they are not out to get you. -- Hunter S. Thompson.

The one person i knew that delt pot well, is not out of the buisness.... damn shame, he was one of the most reliable people i have ever come across...
 
Don't rip your client off, put it in a bag, be friendly but not to an extreme, be punctual.
 
1 oz+ free, just dried, came from your plant...I wish

I like for the dealer to be a friend, but I've actually had "friends" rip me off more than some cool weed dealer I barely know. But its nice for them to be a friend because they usually smoke you up or give you a bit extra, and don't lie to you, they just say good shit.

Yeah I like it to be in a baggy, I don't mind the corner of a sandwich bag if its something small, but I like those smaller ziplocks, especially the ones that hold about 3.5g of weed.
 
damn really? I hate getting weed from friends, something about it just seems wrong, still, I seem to get the best deals that way
 
clear ziplock bags (or like medicine bottles like they do at dispensaries, depending on how much your getting) if we're talking bud. small clear baggies if we are talking pills/yayo. i just like to be able to see everything (hence the clear part) and obviously good prices. also don't cut shit (at least at little as possible), and don't try to rip people off.

also if you tell someone something on the phone, tell them the real deal, cause there's nothing worse than being lead to believe something and then when you get there it's shwaggs/different price/won't weigh it out in front of you/anything else that is is misleading (unless you say 1 zip and give 2 zips for the same price, cause that'd be awesome, hah)
 
A reasonably nice person who is consistent and does not bullshit.

I've been in Cali for a little over a year now, but I tend to only go through one of my connects since he is the most consistent. Plus his bud is almost always the most DANK, the price is right, and is generally easy to get along with.

I can't even find mids or regs.
 
My favorite drug deals are where a middle man that I'm close with comes gets the money from me, then goes to the connect that he's close with and cops and then brings me what I wanted.

Even if I have to pay somehow for the extra insulation, my favorite deals are ones like this.
 
lol theyr not ? cheers for that sweetheart i did not kno that

nah i mean not gettin ripped etc

and not gettin fukd on by the po-lice
 
Jibult said:
My favorite drug deals are where a middle man that I'm close with comes gets the money from me, then goes to the connect that he's close with and cops and then brings me what I wanted.

Even if I have to pay somehow for the extra insulation, my favorite deals are ones like this.
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Fronting is never a good idea unless collateral can be provided which would cover any losses should they happen.

Essentially your looking for a driver, not a drug dealer...
 
jamaica0535 said:
Fronting is never a good idea unless collateral can be provided which would cover any losses should they happen.

Essentially your looking for a driver, not a drug dealer...
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Essentially, I'm looking for quality drugs at low prices and decent quantities to make it to me without me risking a trafficking charge. What you call a driver, I call a middleman/buffer/insulation/me not going to jail even if he gets picked up, and there's never a reason for collateral because it's not like I ask some of my closest friends to take risks that I won't for free.

I don't just hand some random guy in my contact list a stack of money and tell him, "Dude... I trust you." No, that's not how it works. The people I hand my money to are people that I've trusted and/or would trust my life and freedom with, let alone my money.



Funny enough, losses with this method mainly happen when you give money to seemingly-trustworthy people who haven't yet proven that there's any reason for you to trust them; when you're picking up off the street/alleyways, in which case you shouldn't be dealing with anything hot enough to make you want a buffer anyways; and when something unexpected comes up and a new, unfamiliar connect is being dealt with for whatever reason.

Those first two scenarios just don't happen with me because I refuse to let either of the situations unfold. The last one is something I prefer to avoid. If a regular connect is dry and refers me to someone else, I'm still sketched out. Unless I'm told explicitly that I'll be treated as family and nothing'll go wrong, I don't fuck with it. If I can't get that guarantee from somebody I consider family then, again, I don't fuck with it.




Prison's no joke, brutha. I've never been, but a couple trips to a few detention centers have made me very, very protective of my freedom.
 
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it's not a good idea to give money to a friend and get them to contact someone for stuff ... more often then not your friend will not come back with anything and say somthing along the lines of ... 'i've gone in on a deal with my guy ... you should have it in a week' ... if your lucky 4 months later he will get pissed off with your impatience and just give you the money back ... if your lucky!!!

also never "go in" on anything ... money for drugs not money for the promice of drugs ... anybody who asks you to go in on a deal is trying to rip you off and there certinly not your friend (i've lost over a grand by doing this ... don't make the same mistake!!!)
 
Good responses, I agree with the two above posters. Fronting is irresponsible, yet many people fall for it. Don't let people pressure you, especially when it comes to drugs.
I know this topic is somewhat old, but I think it still very relevant today (people love to get high therefor they buy drugs) and I wanna see some new responses.
 
Paper not plastic. I like to see fresh sticks of sativa buds rolled up in newspaper.

Sometimes the dealer can't help it if he's late.

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Huaca said:
Paper not plastic. I like to see fresh sticks of sativa buds rolled up in newspaper.

Sometimes the dealer can't help it if he's late.

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I'm not sure if you're joking?
Paper is so dry, if you leave you bud in there overnight, you'll have some dusty ass powder bud.
 
Erchov said:
I'm not sure if you're joking?
Paper is so dry, if you leave you bud in there overnight, you'll have some dusty ass powder bud.
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Huca washes his herb thinking it somehow increases potency and makes it stronger. 8)

As for the original question I want my stuff when I want it, no bullshit, hypothetically a fair price, the exact amount not less, excellent quality stuff, and while herb is nice I sometimes want other stuff every so often.
 
I prefer a grammy, preferably with a cool image pattern on it. Astroboy was my favourite :D Speaking of which, I went to Off Ya Tree the other day in eastern suburbs - every single G-bag design was sold out. Didn't realize there was quite that many dealers in that suburb, but still not surprising...
Generally though, I don't give a rat's ass what they give it to me in as long as it's a decent size for what I paid. Nice smell, ginger pubes and Shrek-coloured weed always makes me need new pants. I love dealers who hand out 1.2 for 1. Punctuality is always a bonus as well. Within 2 minutes of me calling them up and warning them that I'm there if they aren't yet is acceptable, 5 minutes is pushing it and where I start rummaging through my phone to see if anyone I couldn't get through to is available, 10 minutes I'm gone unless the step before that fell through. I fucking hate late dealers.
 
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