{kool g rap:}
I be funky to a junkie cause the rhyme is dope
I use my microphone wire like a cowboy rope
So I can lasso any rapper that think they can cope
And the microphone is my horror-scope
Magnificient and excellent cause I’m no scrub
I could rock in a club with only one light bulb
All I need is a mic and a crowd to react
And I’ll turn a damn jam into radio shack
All suckers in a place I’ll erase and replace
Just in case you wanna copy and trace
My word is superb, intoxicates like herb
Orally, musically, and mentally disturbed
Soundwaves are outrageous
I’m brave and courageous
Fillin up pages for ages and ages
Released to rock, too acquiesced to shock
All biters get writer’s block
When it’s rhyme tyme
http://youtu.be/Nd3BO7xMYbQ
Still one of the best Rhymes ever written, crazy metaphors.