What Are You Drinking? V2. Frosty Jacks - For The Discerning Pisshead

[Arnold]

'Sex on the Beach' (has seen this before on menus & comments on it every fucking time - 'Do people actually have sex on the beach?' I doubt it darling haha)
'Porn Star' ('Put that down & eat your pancakes')

Some women might get off on having sand in their vagina....

 

[BecomingJulie]

Buxton Brewery "Axe Edge" bottle-conditioned, double dry hopped IPA, 6.8% ABV when bottled. Lives up to the name. This stuff is deceptively easy-drinking for a seven-percenter. And the perfect finish to a day spent doing bugger-all except weed and gear (oh, and a tiny dab of speed mid-morning, just to help make the day a bit easier to face).

 

[Limpet_Chicken]

Russian standard+ fever tree tonic, And a mouthful of frozen blueberries to chase it (they are good enough fresh, I grow them, but frozen, they get all crunchy like sorbet, damn good. I think I'll stagger to the bog take a piss and refill on the russian standard+tonic. A mug of vodka and a mouthful of something to get rid of the burn and its all good

 

[KingOfWessex]

Frosty jack's (Proper on topic)

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Just coming to the arse end of a vodka bottle. Been washing it down with Karpackie and still got two cans to go. Just getting a taste for it now...

 

[BehindtheShadow]

Does F.U.B.A.R stand for fucked up beyond all repair?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Does F.U.B.A.R stand for fucked up beyond all repair?

Not quite - 'Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition'...

 

[BehindtheShadow]

Not quite - 'Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition'...

Ahh I see close though

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Yep, very close. In fact your version would seem to be a valid alternative...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FUBAR_(disambiguation)

 

[BehindtheShadow]

Yep, very close. In fact your version would seem to be a valid alternative...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FUBAR_(disambiguation)

I actually read a Stephen King book called Dream catcher and it was in the book

 

[invegauser]

and here i was wondering fucked up beyond all reasonable doubt but that would be F.U.B.A.R.D. and Recognition works much better.

it has a certain je ne sais quoi.

 

[Teen Age Riot]

Vladivar and ASDA Blackcurrant High Juice* in a plastic pint glass ... with a straw ... with a Gaviscon** chaser in about 5 minutes.




* 51% ACTUAL Blackcurrant too, and therefore 1 of yer 5-a-day fer realz, yo ... I'd normally use Ribena but it's only 32% and it's gone to shit (just like the forum!) cause they keep fucking around with different sugars to make it less calorific.

** Well, cheapskate ASDA own brand version ... swigged straight from the bottle. HARDCORE style.

 

[KingOfWessex]

Glasgow Shandy's ( omega white cider, orange juice mixed fruit cordial with a vodka top )

 

[PearlBoots]

A cotton candy Bang! energy drink.
Unfortunate, really.

 

[Tubbs]

That's the good one lol

 

[PearlBoots]

That's the good one lol

I agree, it's delicious. I never liked energy drinks before this one.
But it's also 4 am. No energy drink is good at 4 am, lol. But alas, it's 3/4ths gone. Can't stop now.

 

[LoginNotSecure]

K Cider, no idea if it's old stock or not, but it's 9% and not the 8% stuff that seems to have replaced it in most places these days.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I'm kind of getting the impression that we in EADD are just a bunch of raving alcofrolics...

 

[LoginNotSecure]

I'm kind of getting the impression that we in EADD are just a bunch of raving alcofrolics...

Very much like to see who would cave first. Could even pick your poison. Live stream it as a revenue for the forum. I could even provide the pig skin as an interlude.

 

[invegauser]

I'm kind of getting the impression that we in EADD are just a bunch of raving alcofrolics...

what gave you that idea?! (?! is rhetorical but in this case it's also the punchline for sarcasm)