What Are You Drinking? V2. Frosty Jacks - For The Discerning Pisshead

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Still standing, still breathing. Kids have got more weed, so I'm doing a slightly different take on the 'helicopter' parenting issue.

Basically, I dont fuck off to bed until they divvy up....

 

[Hylight]

 

[Hylight]

 

[axe battler]

The title gives me horrible flashbacks to when I was in alcohol withdrawal and all I had was a half bottle of warm, COMPLETELY FLAT Frosty Jacks (and that stuff is fucking fowl at the best of times)...Never puked so much or so hard in my life!
Ended up shoplifting a box of wine instead (which is harder than you think because when you are in a shop WHITE AS A SHEET and saturated in sweat...it's pretty hard not to look shifty as fuck)

Hey mate! How you doin? Still on the duck and meth? Still on the meth myself . You s I'll under house arrest or there about? Look after yourself mate.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Oh the Joys of waking up early on an alcohol rebound to find weed in my grinder and a take out in the microwave...

 

[LoginNotSecure]

Living the dream

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Living the dream

Yeh, kids have their uses sometimes...

 

[Bella Figura]

Acid or sobriety, acid or sobriety, acid or sobriety....

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Acid or sobriety, acid or sobriety, acid or sobriety....

Sobriety of course...

 

[Bella Figura]

almost convinced
edit - lost my debit card, sobriety it is. not gonna spend 12 hours wondering where it is unless i can actually see in front of my face.

 

[Bella Figura]

Fuck it, having a couple beers tonight.

 

[Bella Figura]

Vodka and Coke. God I used to hate people who didn't take real drugs.

 

[Jabberwocky]

15 pack of milwaukee's best ice... $7.49

I'm such a cheap bastard

 

[Bella Figura]

Borderline spinning right now....So much vodka left.

 

[Bella Figura]

ok i'm done for the night, blurgghhh,

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

ok i'm done for the night, blurgghhh,

I know that feeling well.

Four hours later I'm necking back anything that wasn't finished off earlier...

 

[Bella Figura]

My blurgghh did end up with serious vomitting the next morning...I had some vodka tonight. And would've bought more but computer says no / card declined / skint.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

My blurgghh did end up with serious vomitting the next morning...I had some vodka tonight. And would've bought more but computer says no / card declined / skint.

I'm ashamed to say that the only thing that stops me from hammering the vodka is running out of money. But i'm the same with most drugs.

If I ever won the lottery (which is doubtful seeing as I never buy a ticket because I'm too busy buying booze and fags) I'd be fuckin dead within six months...

 

[Bella Figura]

My mother asked me what I'd do if I won the lottery recently. I said I'd hang myself. Because I know what I'd do with the money...

 

[Coffeeshroom]

ATM dbl vodka with crushed ice and a few lemon drops.