What are you drinking? - "Someone is bringing you ice?"

[Myshkin]

Guarantee I'm the youngest person in Britain drinking this right now:

Okay, so it's beer, but it's milk stout, ffs.

 

[breakcorefiend]

Guarantee I'm the youngest person in Britain drinking this right now:

Okay, so it's beer, but it's milk stout, ffs.

they sold that in the tesco, swiftly ignored it :S

 

[parttime crackhead]

Big bottle of lucozade. didnt even get pissed yesterday, but got off my fucking face by other means lol, glad to be safe n home

one song sticks in my mind :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RaLEVmuM4o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn2OF6uY5Zw

Marmalade - The only mention of my choice of beers anywhere is me saying to Sam that boozing in Germany is good & that Bud (the American one, don't freak out) is stinking, so stop talking pish.

 

[TheSpade]

Bought a can of coke and 4 bottles of Brahma beer at Co-op, think I'll drink the coke first.

 

[done juan]

got 12 bottles of peroni for 13 quid earlier at tesco. had 4. i like.

 

[Mailmonkey]

I'm drinking Westons, with Ribena, original blackcurrant, not strawberry this time.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Fucking hell you. You've been told at least twice already. Stop that!

 

[Mailmonkey]

Am I gonna get an infraction?

 

[th3 s1aught3r]

Beck's
I have a bottle of Captain Morgan spiced rum but l may keep the lid on that for now

 

[parttime crackhead]

Haha, I'd infract that bottle of scad off your dome if I caught you polluting it with blackcurrant. Why do you need to spoil the cider? I could go some Weston's the now. I'd happily drink it as is, unfortunately my fridge only contains some real shit booze that no-one wants to drink, think it's cans of McEwans - Boke!

 

[done juan]

infraction? sounds like a maths sub category, but someone DUN GOOFED. who is gonna face teh wrath of teh parttime crackh3d

 

[Mailmonkey]

He's fuckin miles away...he'll swagger round in a phenazepam valium induced haze swinging a bottle of buckfast round at imaginary ribena-drinking adversaries, then forget all about it.

 

[parttime crackhead]

You spying on me?

 

[Mailmonkey]

You spying on me?

No, but your postman is and reporting back to me. All part of the service.

 

[parttime crackhead]

My postman this week has been my mate, he normally does some other run but he's papped onto my street for the week. I was shouting out the window at him yesterday "Here you ya wee cunt! You better have ma fuckin' girooooooooo!!!!!"

 

[Mailmonkey]

Hahaha,there's one round I'm on fairly local to know me and all the lads gather round me van on their minimotos on a Wednesday, they've started tracking me to intercept my van as soon as I get into the town, they used to get to me about 3 streets before theirs, but they know exactly when and where I'm gonna be.....

I fuckin love being a postman, did I ever mention that?

 

[parttime crackhead]

My mate loves it as well. Wonder how much he'll love it when it starts snowing? He's out on foot patrol. No cooshty wee van like you.

 

[bogman]

was in pub today after work with mate and had btls of IPA then pts of Beamish followed up with rum n ginger ale, home now and having rum and 7up

 

[parttime crackhead]

rum and 7up

Drink of kings. I get slagged sometimes for buying 7up as mixer. Cunts just don't know.

 

[Mailmonkey]

I only been in a van this year, was always on foot before, most rounds are a bit of van, a bt of walking, is weird round here as very rural...

snow is sweet, still in shorts, you stay warm enough cos you constantly on the move..i rarely wore a jacket in winter even on walks..

I'm not looking forward to the snow in a van though if I on very rural/moor duty, I got stcuk on ice sideways on a track last year , and it was a mild winter, fuck knows how the vans will cope in a bad winter, my van gets fucked every 3-4 weeks or so at the moment, suspension ragged, exhaust hangin off, all the old farm tracks so rutted up, and i drive sideways and wheels spinning whenever possible.....

I dunno why they don't get me a big 4x4 or better stilll a proper Bigfoot monster truck, would be more economical in the long run...and i could get dressed up like dog The Bounty Hunter or something


EDIT>>>>just to stay on topic I'm drinking more fucking westons....fucking nice buzz going here... %)