What are some of the stupidest/regrettable/funny/embarrassing things you've done high

[brownbradley39]

What are some of the absolute most ridiculous/crazy things you guys have done high/drunk?? Good or bad i'd love to hear some stories, I know I have plenty haha

 

[rolllinlikeroyce]

Back when my and my homie first discovered smoking weed in like ninth grade lol, we would chill in the woods by my house n blaze up back there. Literally, the second time we ever seshed we decided to head to CVS afterwards to get some snacks. The dude at the register tells us the total for our munchies, and my friend's high ass decides to pull the bag of weed out of his pocket. Right in front of the guy! My friend takes one look at the bag of weed, says "oops..." and puts it back in his pocket like nothin happened. The dude just looks at us and says, "I used to be a police officer, I could report you for that." My boy comes back with the classic, "It's not ours, we're just holding it for a friend," like it would really matter haha. Needless to say we grabbed our snacks and shit and dipped straight back to the woods to toke up some more hahahaha. Good times.

 

[brownbradley39]

Lmao nice. I would say the most regrettable thing i've done fucked up is when I was fucked up drunk and smashed my great grandmas abandoned house to get more alcohol :/ got busted by my family, very humiliating. Or the first time trying coke I went apeshit with saucers for pupils, couldn't stop talking/yelling, couldn't stop moving and just being a tweak lol or one time black out drunk I started a fight with some random street thugs hahahaha.

 

[ykm420]

Goddamn, too many.. Since I'm quite drunk at the moment, I'll say just hooking up with sl00tz who had feelings for me.

 

[brownbradley39]

Goddamn, too many.. Since I'm quite drunk at the moment, I'll say just hooking up with sl00tz who had feelings for me.

Gettin with tha hoooeess lolol

 

[Bill]

^

She was a whoah

Ot: having unprotected consensual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, high

 

[brownbradley39]

What? Lol

 

[TheRapperGoneBad]

^

She was a whoah

Ot: having unprotected consensual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, high

Elightened children my man. Just not want to in general?

 

[Leegrow]

i fux with drake yo idgaf

 

[brownbradley39]

Huh?

 

[SirTophamHat]

When I was age 21 specifically, I had an affinity for property damage when unsober (mostly unintended byproducts of other poor decision making)

Still feel shitty about it half decade later, thankfully no one ever got hurt and it was a short phase of mine, live and learn I guess.

 

[brownbradley39]

Yeah I use to like to break shit and fight and get all rowdy when I would drink haha