What a wally! Britain's dopiest drug dealer uses bizarre mask to sell cannabis

[slimvictor]

What a wally! Britain's dopiest drug dealer uses bizarre mask to sell cannabis on student campus


Some drug dealers choose to disguise themselves with dark sunglasses, while others often go for a hoodie or balaclava to hide their faces.

But one cannabis seller was today unmasked as a university student, bizarrely hiding behind a cardboard cut-out Where’s Wally mask.

The University of Sheffield second-year student, known only as ‘Jim’, was caught out by a reporter after selling him £20 of the class B drug.

The Wally dealer, who was driving an old blue Ford Mondeo, sold the drug to the journalist before asking him if he wanted to try anything else.

He told the Daily Star Sunday: ‘I always wear this when it is people I don’t know. I have my regulars around the campus and can get you anything.’

Jim claimed that he had almost sold out of his drugs stash after bumper sales to rock music fans at the Leeds Festival last month.

He said he was also looking forward to shifting drugs to all the first-year students arriving in Sheffield for the new term later this month.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-Wally-mask-sell-cannabis-student-campus.html

 

[done juan]

lol what a wally

 

[23536]

Wal-DO. His name is Waldo.

Also: this is a potato chip:

And this is jello:

 

[MrGrunge]

Wal-DO. His name is Waldo.

Also: this is a potato chip:

And this is jello:

That's pretty much "/thread"

 

[Newbierock]

In before thread degrades into argument of how americans butchered english language.

I Almost felt bad for the dealer, having a reporter snoop into your shit like this pretty harsh and uncalled for. Then I Read..

Jim was contacted by the Daily Star Sunday after a reporter saw his advert on a website used by dealers and users.

And any sympathy I had is instantly gone, getting customers online?! -.-

 

[Chesh]

The reporter was said to have 'carefully disposed' of the drug after buying it from the dealer.

Probably by smoking it.

 

[P A]

bizarrely hiding behind a cardboard cut-out Where’s Wally mask.

Like that one time this prostitute was bizarrely hiding behind a cardboard cutout mask of "Where in the World is Carmen Electra."

/doingitwrong

 

[Pissangel]

This is just absolutely ridiculous, ha. What an idiot.

 

[Cornishman]

It's actually normal practice here in the U.K

 

[slimvictor]

^ Does everyone use a Wally mask, or are there other choices as well?

 

[botfly]

Wal-DO. His name is Waldo.

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Also: this is a potato chip:

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And this is jello:

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Fail. It's Wally in the UK, crisp in the UK and jelly in the UK.