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what a goosd excuse for mnot searcinmg for any jobs until day 14 of your job search

Can't u just fill out your jobsearch form but put different dates for each activity so it doesn't all show up that you done nothing until day 14.
2 weeks mate, you could have done something in that time surely as you know you gonna have to show what searches etc u have done. Why leave it until last minute and potentially get sanctioned?
 
lol, the guy in the JC actually seems to feel sorry for me (i dont want anyone's pity - but if it'll gety me out of grief i'll take it, what with me being the fine upstanding cirizen of high priciples that i am)

i totally forgot about everything until today - a completely empty job search that had to be in at 2.00 and i didnt get up till 1.,30

my that was stresfull

somegow got round it

in my benefit meeting the guy said "i look totally exhausted" and hes not sue im fit for work at all and that i shoiuld sign up for ESA. Thats my next mission then.

Did you know that the guide for filling in these forms to ensure you get maximum points is about 300 pages long. 8(
 
pinkpapaver said:
tell em to put you on a typing course. I <3 you mdb! You always make me :)
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i thought u were one of the many erxtremely harshly slagging me off recently for not being able to type and then only typing gibbersih. Oh well if you love me despite that then all is good.

I dont believe i was typing giberish you just nheed Alan Turing and the Bletchley Mob up and running again to decipher it.
 
pinkpapaver said:
I <3 you mdb! You always make me :)
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Am i some one who seems to be born out of the same mould that Mugz was made from ? (Please forgive me if that offends anyone by comparing myself to such a great person)

I might try the typing course

i can actually type like a fuckin wizard if ive not taken any benzos for any lenth of time. But this is something that has not happened for any length of time.
 
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gayorstraight said:
or... just actually look for a job properly??
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YOU, forgive the shouting, are the one person that does not understand at all.

I dont want a job.

I want to go back to college in September to pursure my further education, rather than spend another 23 years doing soul destroying jobs that are so awful they have my colleagues weeping in the toilet cubicles as the treatment they receive is so inhumane.

About 40 % of our office has been on anti depressants at any one time. :|

We have a little corner called "The Sertraline Corner" where all 3 of us swallow(ed) that garbage in tha vain hope its gonna help. It didnt. It dioesnt. It wont. Rant over. Off to see about the ESA form now.

Plus that fuckin manager who says im not productive look at all iove done in the last 2 hours, with loiads more to come. Ya fakin dumb bitch. I genuinely pity her husband.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Politicunts must be focusing on the unemployment rate rather than the lazy scrounging sick cunts this week.
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lol, you're probably right, i can just imagine all the politocunts scheming away - 'lets get this JSA stat down a bit more and make the "UNEMPLYMENT KEEPS FALLING" headlines next quarter. Half the people that were claiming ESA have proably died by now do we can afford to add a few more on there' =D
 
That wasn't even close to a joke btw. That's exactly what will be happening. I think someone else actually mentioned it on here not too long ago. They're trying to punt everyone back onto ESA because it makes their unemployment stats look good. Then when everyone cares more about the ESA stats than the JSA ones they'll bump everyone back off ESA. You are but a number.
 
mydrugbuddy said:
i dont care really - if it means i'll be £50 a week better off and dont have to attend any stupid courses for a while. ;)
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Definitely man, get on the ESA if possible. I claimed it when I was unemployed recently after I stopped getting paid from my old job. They eventually papped me off it but I was still on it for a while. I didn't get any more money than I would have on JSA but it meant I never had to actually set foot in the job centre.
 
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