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what a goosd excuse for mnot searcinmg for any jobs until day 14 of your job search

wcote said:
What cus they don't hand out benzo scripts and sign people off straight off the bat, that makes them cunts?
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I meant jobcentre workers, they are cunts. Most doctors are understanding, especially the extremely attractive female doctor who basically fisted me till i almost, but not quite came. I have IBS, quite severe sometimes and she gave me a thourough examination :) Any way, stop derailing the thread. ;)

MDB, let it all rip, give yer best and they may sign you off for some kind of mental instability. Shave your head and dress all in black, it gives it that 'charisma'
 
LOL SL. - i dont have to act much for the JC to think im ;mentally unfit' in some way or other - i dont have to act at all in fact, if jsut fililing in the form truthfully was sufficienjt id qualify immediately. Dr will give me all the sick notes to say exactly what i want them to say. Unfortunately I'm not sure if she'll fist me to the point of orgasm first though lol.

Im not an aggressive nutter btw. not sure why nut kust wanted people to know im more of the harmless minds hos own business rtype of nutter. Not that its important to anyone. People ' respect' (fear) you less but like you more.

did the dr know exactly whatshe ws doing do you think ? :) naught girl. i once had one who seemed to take a lot longet than was necessary performoimng surgery on my arse when i was a fit 18 year old with a nice ass. i guess i just dont have the same appeal any more as a 42 year ol hairy arsed mini pot bellied druggy.
she should have given you a happy ending =D

first few times i went to the jsa the security guars stood right next to me ( wa?) i wsnt even doing anythimng remotely strange or inmtimidiatding. maybe they just check ouit all new faces.

funnily enough - not really atll funny - the jsa advisor himelf always rells me i dont look well enough to work

im working on getting helping with the ESA form, ther seems to be abt a 6 month list just to get help filling in the form LOL

THE STATE OF THSI COUNTRY YOU CAN ONLY LAUGH

ANY MORE NAUGHT NURSE/DOCTOR STORIES ?

When i was abt 19 i was having physio done on my legs and this really fit physio lass was kneeeling right infront of me the whole time, in tjhe assume the blow job poisition. Im not sure if she needed to do that or was doing ity for her own amusement to tease me and see how i would react. I attempted to be the perfect gentleman. (Fool that i was lol) She gave me plenty of cheecky squueezes and pinches too in all the right/wrong places and accidentally on purpose brushed my cosk with her hand a couple of times(i wasnt going to coplain lol) . Ahh to to be youung good looking and sexy again.

I love it when you get involved inm the conversations, i can say as many bizzare things as i want, without seeming bizzare !! :D:)%)
 
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^Yeah, if you don't laugh you'll cry. Those security guards make me laugh. The one here is like a pot bellied pig. He's gonna do a lot aint he. Oh the good old days, half mile queues (slight exaggeration), every two weeks "done any work in the last two weeks" "nope", so off you trotted to cash in hand, drinking with winos and the few peeps who actually wanted work, with speccys and beards.........let 'em get on with it. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh great days..........great days.
 
mydrugbuddy said:
When i was abt 19 i was having physio done on my legs and this really fit physio lass was kneeeling right infront of me the whole time, in tjhe assume the blow job poisition.
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never assume the blowjob, classic mistake. stop taking benzos!
 
Ceres said:
never assume the blowjob, classic mistake. stop taking benzos!
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what do you mean, when you are standing upright (in the postural sense of the world) and a dead sexy gilr kneels down infron of you with her face to your crotych, i cant help but call that "assuming the blow job position" maybeif i hadnt been thinking that i would have actually got one, is that what you meant ceres ?

I WASNT TAKING BENZOS WHEN I WAS 19. STOP TEASING ME OR ILL BITE YOUR HEAD OFF LOL.
 
OH FFS not this again. YOU CANT JUST STOP TAKING BENZOS AS IM SURE YOU WELL KNOW.

ive been through it so many times im sick of telling peeople sorry mate jsuta t the end of me tether with it

ive reduced from 30/40 mg in a week down to 16 aiming for 10mg by next week, 5 the next, then slow down,m as things can start getting tricky.

ive told that toi about 50 ppl im just gonna start copying and patingh it now.Sorry if that seemed rude and you only said it cos you cared (that the line everyones trotting out but im sure you can imagine it get a bit waering/)

anyway im off to fantasise about naughty nurses and happy endings

if you crtiticvise my typing as furher proof im taking too many benzos same eason sick od repeatin msen. ok. good/
 
mydrugbuddy said:
now you havt to click send cv on an employment website 3 times a week and show them the list.

thats it, and they give yoiu your £142. =D
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"The state of this country" indeed. I have to work fucking hard for my wages, two full 7.5 hour shifts will earn me about £150. Makes me angry that people can sit on their arses all day on JSA, sponging off the tax payer. :|

Not aimed at you directly MDB (or those with genuine medical conditions), just a general comment.
 
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN CURIOUS. ASRY 4 CAPS. I genuinely want to work, in a job i want to do. Hence i quit my job of 23 years that i hated and am retratining for a career as drugs counsellor.

(self funded, living off dry bread and water in the dark if necessary, as ill have no cash - shows you i mean business that i want the job. i couild get another crap job id hate tomnorrow but after 23 years of doing that i dont feel any moral obligation to do so.

im going to do someething ill be good at, and will be a fuckin expert in the field. Truth is most counselors dont knoww a single thing abt drugs and most drugs worlers only knoew hat theyve read in text books. People with real experience and knowledge are required. And yes i am capable of cleaning mysel up first, have taken massive strides already in just 1 week.

your keeping me from my nurses.
 
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Ceres said:
you're gonna advise people how to handle their drug problems?
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you may well mock

BUT DONT YOIU GET IT ??????????

Once i sort myself out ill be able to empathise and relate extremely well and sort others out too. 8(

Peeople will listen to me cos theyll recognise i know what im talking about.

i think you are intelligent enough to understand that Ceres.

when i told my dr what wqualification i had she said didt i think i should use them yo help other ppl. she was right. im going to. ill probably fail yoiur asshole test if i liest myu quals so i waont :p
 
curious_24 said:
"The state of this country" indeed. I have to work fucking hard for my wages, two full 7.5 hour shifts will earn me about £150. Makes me angry that people can sit on their arses all day on JSA, sponging off the tax payer. :|

Not aimed at you directly MDB (or those with genuine medical conditions), just a general comment.
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I have to agree (including not including those with genuine reasons). MDB, get a job and pay for your own retraining ffs.

It's a waste of time and money anyway.
 
What do you recon the approx ratio is of those with genuine reasons and those without GoS? (of peeps on JSA)
 
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