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Misc What’s the oddest/most interesting thing you’ve purchased while high/intoxicated?

Mrs.Nunya75

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So many things but can’t seem to remember them all now. So I’ll start with ....
I once bought banana bunkers!?!?!? They are to take your banana 🍌 on the go! It looks like a Sex toy so I got weird looks. The worst part was it only fit some bananas and it gave them an odd spine...ewww. A fetal banana.

 
Fuck buying stuff, benzos turn me into a kleptomaniac. Its funny too, because I never steal and even have moral objections against it. Ive stolen all kinds of bizarre stuff too. Last time it happened I had taken maybe 12mg of etizolam in a short period of time and stole a bunch of nicotine gum from a drug store. Its strange, because i dont smoke and have no use for nicotine gum.
 
Fuck buying stuff, benzos turn me into a kleptomaniac. Its funny too, because I never steal and even have moral objections against it. Ive stolen all kinds of bizarre stuff too. Last time it happened I had taken maybe 12mg of etizolam in a short period of time and stole a bunch of nicotine gum from a drug store. Its strange, because i dont smoke and have no use for nicotine gum.

I once bought a Pygmy Child in Cameroon.
 
Fuck buying stuff, benzos turn me into a kleptomaniac. Its funny too, because I never steal and even have moral objections against it. Ive stolen all kinds of bizarre stuff too. Last time it happened I had taken maybe 12mg of etizolam in a short period of time and stole a bunch of nicotine gum from a drug store. Its strange, because i dont smoke and have no use for nicotine gum.
Benzos can make anyone do things that they wouldn’t normally! That Is bizarre.
 
Heh, I remember when I was a noob to this site,. there was a thread where someone had got wasted and bought an alpaca online. Can't remember any details, but it was funny as fuck - especially when he was panicking about it the next day...
 
A hot air balloon flight a year ago when I was drunk.
I am terrified of heights.
$300 down the drain, I couldn't even sell the thing (I tried but selling a single ticket wasn't what anyone wanted) and there were no refunds. I was too embarrassed to tell anyone I knew so couldn't even give it away 😐
 
Not sure if it counts but one time when I was barred out I took out a line of credit to buy a pizza.
 
I bought 6 signed prints of Andy Warhol's Electric chairs in different colors!! In a blackout!! My close friend was the dealer and had a hold on my CC till the next morning when he called and asked If he Should put through the $50,000.00 charge :sick::sick::sick:
 
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A hot air balloon flight a year ago when I was drunk.
I am terrified of heights.
$300 down the drain, I couldn't even sell the thing (I tried but selling a single ticket wasn't what anyone wanted) and there were no refunds. I was too embarrassed to tell anyone I knew so couldn't even give it away 😐
Yikes!
 
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