wet meth, foul odor, shelf life? HELP

[BrokenMind]

yeah... this is probably my first post in 3 years, and maybe 10th post here total. so apologies if this is posted in the wrong section. i just hope someone will understand my dilemma and be willing to shed some light.

so, one of my buddies recently bought a quarter (7 grams) of some decent meth to try and start selling. (inb4 that's bad, don't do it, etc.) its his only option at the moment. now, he doesn't like meth at all, so he knows very little about what he's gotten himself into and needs the wisdom of bluelight!

1. myself, i've heard from many methheads that there are two types of meth, cooked and grown. cooked meth comes out as powder and grown meth is literally growing large crystals made up of some type of bacteria (fact check?). the latter of the two types is the one my buddy has purchased a week ago. anyway, these tweekers scared the shit out of him by saying shards (not powder) have limited shelf life; the bacteria that, when burned, can only stand room temperatures for a period of UP TO a month. is this false or fact? if so, if he's had the dope for a week or so and who knows how long his connect was sitting on it before he sold it to my bud, how much longer at the most does he have to get rid of it?

2. my friend's an idiot and recently got high on acid... blah blah thought cops were after him so he shoved his stash in his ass. when he took them out the next day, they smelt bad enough to where he thought it'd be a good idea to wash the baggies with some soap and water. now his crystals are stuck to the sides of the baggie, and are almost congealing together. they've only been in this wet state since last night, but what's a good way he can dry them off and retrieve the shard-like consistency? they're not soaked, but they're wet enough to make him worry that they're not smoke-able.

3. LAST Q! refer back to #2 and recognize his dilemma; if the shards got wet from the little amount of cold water he used to wash the baggies, you could imagine what he was washing OFF the bags ALSO made it's way into his stash. so now, not only is the stash wet and not look like meth anymore, it smells like someone cut it with one of those petrified, white pieces of dog shit. so, i've read a lot about washing out the cut with acetone as a purification process but will it take out this odor as well as impurities? is there another way to get rid of the smell, maybe with febreeze or some scented oils? or would that fuck with the dope's chemical integrity and cause more harm than good?

i'm very sorry about the walls of text for three simple questions but if anyone stuck through and read it all, ANY help would be appreciated.

INB4 TL;DR

 

[blight12]

Quite a bit of your information seems incorrect and just plan crazy wierd. Grown Meth, Bacteria? wtf lol no. Be careful trusting the source of that information in future.

But thats fine, basically you want pure crystal meth, that looks like crystal and is very obvious when comparing to powder, like coke. ooks like uneven course grains of salt maybe, but still a but different. Even if its crushed crystal to powder consistency you can see the difference between fine crystal and some kind of powder, like coke usually looks (which for meth would prob be cut, look like coke, or have a different colour, and not be as good as buying chucks of meth in crystal format)

That could be the most ideal product and quality but it can still be cut, but its the best "bet" to begin with.
Then you get normal amps, which are not meth-amps and i think this can be a dark coloured powder or moist tar type product but not as good as crystal.

So in summary if i was getting started with this I would get crystal meth that clearly looked like crystal, and not powder like coke and then to be safe to test quality I would snort or eat a small bullet dose about the size of a matchhead. That shouldnt do much but let you know where you stand.

Usually i get good quality crystal and a small line crushed about half the length of a match stick and a bit thicker can provide a great high for a few hours, compared perhaps in effects to a few decent sized lines of average street quality coke, maybe close to 300g in total.

Basically if you are used to coke, and get crystal, divide your usual first coke dose by 3-4 times for the crystal to test in case its high quality crystal and for any personal body reactions or allergies etc. And obviously you wouldnt redose every 30 mins to sustain effects and only after a few hours 8-12 with meth if you wanted to extend the duration and not actually increase your active dose level.

Thats all the info you need on buying crystal and testing it safely without test kits or scales, anything that doesnt match up with these descriptions might be best avoided, however I dont have direct experirence with normal base amphetamine so not sure what that looks like or how to describe it properly.

 

[BrokenMind]

first off, thank you for your time. okay, so now i feel like an idiot -- like i said, i have NO experience with this shit. so you're saying though, since 'meth bacteria' don't exist, crystal meth does NOT expire? if i were to keep it room temperature, airtight and away from light, it should last for a lot longer than a month?

i can verify that it IS real crystal meth. i took a 0.1 bump this morning at 8ish? i'm still feelin' it, for sure. my mouth is clicking, my mouth is getting sore, i've been on the computer for 5 hours. keeping in mind that the last time i did meth or an amphetamine was at least a year ago. taking that into account, do you think it's decent dope?

about the odor problem... they smell bad. bad, bad. so bad that when i snorted that bump i could smell feign wafts of feces for a few minutes before it finally went away (it went away or the cigarette smoke burned my smell receptors). is there something i could do? wash them somehow or spray cologne, febreze, use incense?
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[blight12]

Sounds about right, yes the crystals arent grown like other crystals can be, like quartz, its just slang I guess as it looks like crystal when crushed and packed for sale. Rather its a liquid like syrup that is poured in a tray after manufacturing, which hardens like candy maybe and thats crashed up for packing and sale. At least thats what breaking bad taught me.

So theoretically, no expiry if stored correctly however I have no experience with this as its almost impossible to store meth without it expiring very fast from you using it all up fast at every possible opportunity.

Sounds like decent quality at that dose, but it could be another type of stim?

Also there should be no smell, i cant see a reason for that. Maybe somebody figured out how to grow amps from manure. That would be cool.
Or the dealer just dropped it in the toilet accidently before delivering or are packing in some dodgy, or possibly the product was stored rectally to get past customs or something.

The crystal should taste almost sweet, like a bitter sweet chemical taste. I have noticed lower quality meth always tastes less sweet compared.

 

[Youshady2]

First let me say that I feel bad for whoever is purchasing your anal dwelling meth, the smell is obviously there cuz he decided to use his stash as a dildo, the only way I can think of to help with the smell is to put them on a tray and let them sit in the freezer for a few hrs.. If that don't work then u can bank off the fact that you don't have a very picky clientele.....