Yep... the time of year when my back feels like a bag of walnuts.
Goddamit! My back's aching from dragging all those damn sacks around. Back in the day it was a single present for each child - and they were grateful - even if the toys were made of asbestos and lead paint. Ah... the days of sensible health and safety regulations and weakly unionised labour.
These days, they want the whole toy shop. It isn't good for a man's back. I don't need a chiropractor to tell me this.
Popped a couple of OxyContin and it did nothing. Ms Claus offered a back massage, but once she's hit the gin, her hands are as cold as Rudolph's nuts.
So what the hell is a Furby anyway?
They seem to be popular with the brats again. Great! We've had some of those ugly things in storage since the last time they were popular in 1998. They look a little different... but we can give these ones to the visually impaired kids.
I'll be back. In the mean time, does anyone know a decent 'masseuse' in Thailand?
Goddamit! My back's aching from dragging all those damn sacks around. Back in the day it was a single present for each child - and they were grateful - even if the toys were made of asbestos and lead paint. Ah... the days of sensible health and safety regulations and weakly unionised labour.
These days, they want the whole toy shop. It isn't good for a man's back. I don't need a chiropractor to tell me this.
Popped a couple of OxyContin and it did nothing. Ms Claus offered a back massage, but once she's hit the gin, her hands are as cold as Rudolph's nuts.
So what the hell is a Furby anyway?
They seem to be popular with the brats again. Great! We've had some of those ugly things in storage since the last time they were popular in 1998. They look a little different... but we can give these ones to the visually impaired kids.
I'll be back. In the mean time, does anyone know a decent 'masseuse' in Thailand?
