🎄 Christmas 🎄 Welcome to Festivus 2024! 🎄

[kiely]

 

[Cheshire_Kat]

That stripper pole is not what you think!

Down through the ages people have installed stripper poles in order to avoid persecutions as Festivus believers. This is the way we avoided the stigma of having a Festivus Pole in our homes.

Festivus for the rest of us !!!!!!! (Frank Costanza)

 

[paltatomate]

why is it that i don't like elves?

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

why is it that i don't like elves?

Perhaps you were an Orc in a previous life?

edit - what do dislike about elves? They're ok usually no?

 

[paltatomate]

Perhaps you were an Orc in a previous life?

edit - what do dislike about elves? They're ok usually no?

they are either these flimsy pastel glowing shiny glitter things, or pathetic slave midgets
i prefer the orcs

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

they are either these flimsy pastel glowing shiny glitter things, or pathetic slave midgets

hang on, are they? that's almost the oppposite to how I'd describe them

disclaimer - I knew someone 30 years ago who could 'speak' elvish, ahem - he did not claim to be an elf or anything tho

perhaps our concept of elves are informed by different sources, I am v stoned however

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

in fact so stoned thought we were in the lounge

'festivus' eh
maybe that's subconsciously suggestive of santa's 'elves' then? in which cas e agreed, little twats etc (or do we have to be 'xmas positive' in here? genuine question

i'm more thinking of 'real' (lol.... but ya never know...) elves

fuck, wasted now ,.,.,nice edible!

 

[Jeanpauldash]

 

[paltatomate]

perhaps our concept of elves are informed by different sources, I am v stoned however

i think that's what happened.
here i was referring to christmas elves in particular.

 

[ions]

I'm down with christmas Elvis

 

[ions]

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

i think that's what happened.
here i was referring to christmas elves in particular.

Yeah, the elves in my head were more of the musically gifted / intuitive / mastercraftsmen / legendary warrior / brutal realist /spiritual healer / wise / magical /poetic types,

Fuck santas sanitised elves, pfffffft. These people need some Fly Agaric immediately, then we'll see

Shit, forum guidelines... I mean "Merry Christmas" hohohoho

 

[paltatomate]

Yeah, the elves in my head were more of the musically gifted / intuitive / mastercraftsmen / legendary warrior / brutal realist /spiritual healer / wise / magical /poetic types,

tolkien elves

i never read the books and only saw the movies at a later point in my life, so my concept of elves doesn't really consider them as such.

 

[paltatomate]

Shit, forum guidelines... I mean "Merry Christmas" hohohoho

you are in the festivus sub forum.
no idea who rules this one.
it's not like the taco, which is a sub forum of the lounge.

 

[ions]

It's a seasonal brew.

 

[mal3volent]

I had a night elf in world of Warcraft

True story

 

[paltatomate]

just looked them up. why are most female?

 

[mal3volent]

just looked them up. why are most female?

Because most of the people who play wow are horny guys and they make sexy female characters to play with lol

 

[paltatomate]

Because most of the people who play wow are horny guys and they make sexy female characters to play with lol

yes. all are trim and titty
no fat flat chicks there

 

[ions]

It’s the most wonderful time of the beer