^Actually it was a she.
She handed out strawberry cupcakes laced with acid at a house party, got everyone drunk and then cranked up the death metal to insane levels.
In the ensuing mayhem, an expensive vase was shattered, two windows broken and seven unfortunate goldfish were shot with a beebee gun. Three of which were subsequently eaten by BBG.
It wasn't until the next morning that we all realised goldfish number 2 was, in fact, human. She just happened to be wearing orange.
Such is life....