Weirdest things you've found?

[Raasyvibe]

Found a kitten that had been mutilated by tail-stealing motherfuckers while tripping heavily on shrooms one night...

...got the cat home after a four hour tragi-comedy that involved both the AA and the coppers at different points (don't ask) to discover said feline to be Manx, and not mutilated whatsoever 8)

lmao


I once found a 50g pack of Golden Virgina... more accurately a very drunk person who i wouldn't see again left it in my car.

As I don't smoke I wondered what to do with it. Kept it in my pocket, as i'm sure i could find someone who would appreciate it. I saw a homeless person on the street trying to light a fag so i chucked him the packet. You should have seen his face light up. I'm telling you, homeless people hate the "I'll buy you food instead of giving you drug money" shit. Chuck 'em some booze or fags and it makes their night completely.

 

[knock]

I'm telling you, homeless people hate the "I'll buy you food instead of giving you drug money" shit. Chuck 'em some booze or fags and it makes their night completely.

Well no wonder, you can get perfectly good food in bins, no-one chucks out baccy and booze (or drugs, they always get flushed). Stop being a dick.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

Well no wonder, you can get perfectly good food in bins, no-one chucks out baccy and booze (or drugs, they always get flushed). Stop being a dick.

so now we add food pulled from inside industrial refuse bins to sickening champagne communist table patter, awful company and unpleasant lingering odour to the list of reasons for avoiding dinner at knock's house

 

[Bodda]

so now we add food pulled from inside industrial refuse bins to sickening champagne communist table patter, awful company and unpleasant lingering odour to the list of reasons for avoiding dinner at knock's house

And the fact the gravy with the meal has to be plugged.

 

[Shadowsblaze]

I thought I posted this but must be too fucked, I found a hundred plants and got caught and beat to shit and returned most of them. Got a good amount of colas though maybe more than a half pound. Also found a bottle of 100 15mgs Roxi's with one missing on a main road near my house. That was 2 yrs. ago the plants 40+ yrs. ago

 

[mr.buffnstuff]

so now we add food pulled from inside industrial refuse bins to sickening champagne communist table patter, awful company and unpleasant lingering odour to the list of reasons for avoiding dinner at knock's house

Haha!!!

Btw the pics were actually pretty big! I dunno why they have gone small, but anything to make that saggy gash look smaller is a bonus IMO!

 

[mr.buffnstuff]

Fucking lol.

One of my friends has two of those furless Rex's. Scary goblin looking things. I don't think god invented them and psychedelics on the same day.

They are HIDEOUS! I got cats, nice cats, cats covered in fur, normal cats. Them mutants cats are disgusting, why would anyone CHOOSE to have one? It's beyond me!

 

[parttime crackhead]

I thought they were called Sphinx cats? Have I just made that up? I like them. They're evil creepy looking fuckers but they're pretty cool.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

I once found a tooth in a piece of pastry I was eating.

a pastry that could take a bite out of you?





here all week folks

 

[Marmalade]

And the fact the gravy with the meal has to be plugged.

I just guffawed, cheers

 

[mr.buffnstuff]

a pastry that could take a bite out of you?





here all week folks

I'm booking tickets now!

 

[Bodda]

I just guffawed, cheers

I do try my best to be funny, hit & miss sometimes I admit.

 

[chrisone87]

i was walkin down my road one hot summer mornin and i found an actiq lollipop. needless to say i was a happy mfer haha.