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Weed - Third and most profound time.

Sussurus

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The experience off of the third time I've smoked weed took place on a snowy night with a friend and a dealer.

Now, the first two times I had weed all I received was a slight alcoholish buzz, nothing special atall. So I was kind've skeptical if I would get anymore than that. Well, I would later find out that the stuff I smoked before was just shit weed, lol.

Anyways, I meet up with my friend and the dealer in the snowy night, hoping I'd get a great kick out of this. I took three large inhales off of his glass pipe, didn't notice anything for the next 8 minutes. Until I felt like there were two air conditioners underneath my jacket, and in my pants. It felt awkward but awesome at the same time, like as if I would just slowly float through the snow and into the clouds.

So we started to walk around the large housing areas that were connected to the ponds, and man, that's when I started noticing some odder things. I'm not sure how to put this but... think of a pure white line in the middle of your vision, and a white ball would move from the left to the right that would intersect with the line. The ball would move to the opposite direction to where I was leaning when I was walking, like a guide to help me not stumble and fall, it was neat, lol.

A few minutes later I stoped and looked at the circular light that was emitting from a street light. And underneath the light would be the reflection from the plastic that was keeping the light from being damaged. So I keep looking, and the plastic reflection slowly turned into an egg from a female, and the snowflake's shadows started to morph into sperm and move around it as if they're trying to impregnate the egg... it was mind blowing.

So we started walking again up a hill when I started to feel like my body was made of rectangular blocks stacked up to my height on their sides. The first block was numb which is where my feet were, while there'd be another numbing sensation that'd move up to the top block which is my head, and repeat over and over from the bottom. The next few hours the stationary numbness would move up a block, and man, later on when I got home I was completely fucked when that last stationary numbness was at my head, lol.

After an hour we reached a playground (There's a lot in the area) and began messing around on it. I went down the slide and it felt like I was falling in a never ending tunnel of plastic, it was kind've freaky, specially when I landed on my feet at the end.

We then began to walk some more on the sidewalks and street, I can only imagine how humorous I looked. The white line and ball that I mentioned earlier was gone too, so I actually lost balance because of that somehow, I didn't fall however.

About a minute later is when it started to get blustery, the music the wind chimes made with the wind was beautiful. I looked over at them and they turned into rubbery objects that bent and swayed. This is when I got my most profound experiences that night...

I began to see my mouth in front of my mouth, as like in the movie Aliens when the alien shoots out it's smaller mouth to kill an enemy, it was pretty far out, and I really enjoyed it. Whenever I spoke, it spoke with the same movement my actual mouth did.

We began walking again to another smaller park. My friend and my aquantance were next to me. My view then shot up into the sky, and looked down upon us with a bird's eye view. Seeing myself walk with complete control at that height boggles me. It stayed that way for a good two minutes until we reach the playground and took a good 8 minuter just talking and rolling around in the snow which gave off the most blissful numbness I have ever felt... I can't really describe it well other than just saying it felt godly, like being purified.

So we began walking to the gas station, I knew I was too fucked up to go into any social enviroment, so I told them both I was gonna head home and listen to some music, I was too cold anyway to continue.

So I started heading home. I walked down the same hill that had the streetlight from that previous experience. Once I got down the middle of the hill I stopped.... and my view moved away from me, and shot down the street to the location of my house, which is a good half a mile. It slowly turned back, and came back on the same roads and finnaly to my eyes. At the time I didn't know what to say or think, I just knew I must've had an out of body experience for the second time.

After that I kept walking down, past the same streetlight and that's when the windy street with the houses on both sides started to pull away from me, everything was bending away. As well as the Christmas lights at the time were bleeding, it gave off such an awesome effect. I hope sometime I can experience it again.

About 30 minutes later I reach the final hill that leads to my house. I get to the bottom of it and my view once again, moves away from me. It shot back up the hill, then back down to the back of my head. I then started to walk home and finally made it!

I got inside to find my dog staring at me... her face began to melt like rubber to the floor. I was freaked out by it. Imagine seeing a white shiztu on the floor with it's face melted while playfully barking when you least expect it with the room dimmed, hehe. I went to get some water to help releave the cotton mouth sensation, then into my room to listen to some Massive Attack – Inertia Creeps. I sat there and the music sounded like I was in some auditorium, same when I drank the water it felt as though I was in some rushing river.

The last effect I got was fish eye, everything started to become distorted for 9 minutes. And that's when the last block I said earlier was at my head. I couldn't do anything but sit in my chair gazing at the ceiling... and after that I became back to normal, hoping I can experience the same stuff I did on the same night.

The only negative experience I had was the snowflakes hitting my face. Each flake felt like a zap of electricity at low voltages :X . Other than that I had a fucking awesome time %) . I can only imagine what I'll get when I try other drugs.

That's my trip report! >:}

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nice report!

i`m smoking for ca. 10 years now and never got my ass up to write a report. thank you for taking the time to tell us your thoughts&feelings. its nice to read a report from a "newbie" that reminds me so much of my "early smoking days" and shows me (again) what a break can be worth...
argh i`d have lots more to tell now but im stoned & english isn`t my native language so iuts hard to formulate what i want to say...
no matter, keep up thinking about your experieneces & tell us about them :)

(puhhhhhhh i`m (too?) stoned.....)
 
p.s.: "other drugs" arent necessarily "better" or more intense than good old mary jane or hash...
for example i would, almost ever, prefer some really good weed or hash to a good e-pill - to me a good high is much more ("means more") than a pillkick. >(pure mdma may be a different case...)
 
i was originally affected with 'leetness' I didn't know i had. when I first read your title, I was like, "bah, only his third time? noob."

then I realized what an interesting perspective it would be to remember the beginings again, when it was all new. so thanks for the read.
 
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