Chainer
Bluelighter
By the way you mentioned fighting your woman about cannabis smoking. No woman I have ever dated would question anything I did. They would try once of course. But I would tell them "If you want to be in charge of a relationship then there are plenty of other guys that would be happy to let you do so." That put an end to that. Wolfgang, while I don't know you personally, you seem like one of those guys. You shouldn't even let a woman question your decisions, you are the man after all. Most of my girls have been christian. If this is the case with your woman then quote them a verse about women being submissive to their mates.
Lol dude... I'm nominating you for "Most Sarcastic Post of 2010" or "Biggest Asshat of 2010", I'm not sure which yet.