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13: Monkeys.
All The Money In The World.
THOR: Ragnarok
Terminator 3: SALVATION
The Never Ending Story.
The Harry S Potter Truman Show featuring Capitol Cities & Imagine Dragons.
Yes, Actually, My Dragon Name IS Werdna!
My, Myself, & Irene.
Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas.
STAR WARS: Please, Make It Stop!
The Electric Daisy Carnival.
Jason Aldean.
Kraftwerken Werken.
 
How High Are You?
High, How Are You?
I'm very punctual.
Carrie Cary Kerri Keri Kerry Carey is SO very!
Yes, it is.
Hawaii (HI) Got The Honolulu.
O! I Didn't Realize You Deliver Commercial, Pure, Hydroiodic Acid Now?! Nice touch. A ti te Toca. Jake (Sa)ducey vive en Hah-Y-E. Don't MAKE me LAFF. Only *I* can make you LAFF. Claro k see! So Does Lisa Kubota! Righteous!!! Did you realize that creator Father God brahma, son of Fred Ouranos, now has MORE than one child?! It's called AI (Artificial Insemination). And Jim Emery has 3,000. Take that, Marsha!
 
The Chances Are 1,000,000,000 : 1 That You Have Already Died. Like It Or Not, I Have The Chemical Solutions That You NEED To Come Back To Life. DOG IS MY CO-PILOT.
 
What's my point?
V = (0/0)(pi^0)(r^0).
That's how I roll.
It could be anything!
Yes, it isn't.
 
I Like To Play The Dumb Card.
It Works Gr8 For Betty White.
And I Don't Even Have A Vagina!

So, Which Card, Eggxactly, IS This "So-Callied" Dumb Card? Pues, That Depends. That Depends On How Much $$$$ You Want To LOSE Getting ANYWHERE Near This Card Shark In Heat A Freak Without Warning Whose Appetite Is L.O.V.E. Cuz You So BORING!!

Talk with me is centsless. Tal vez, por supuesto, YO! quiero to give this homosexial UNE beso francaisez?! Yeh, well, I may or may not have SIDA, but I'll be happy to give it to you or not as well. After all, the LA Santa biblia clearly states that YHWV-1 created AIDS because he HATES 'burning sticks' (literalmente, 'fags' or 'cigarettes' or 'vogues') because they make EVERYONE so horny! Ask Billy Graham Cracker for liturgical address. I not THAT concerned with IT (411 Informational Technology; 3rd gender neutral pronoun; und so weiter, et cetera, and so 4th...]]. Did I Ever Mention That YAHWEH-1 is ABSOLUT KURANT-ly 100x scarier than you *might* think. Cogito luego decant.
 
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Pues, tu pienses que un POLLO (pronunciado, oon POYO), could ACTUALMENTE crosse Tha road (literalmente, en M A T T H E W S G A E E U U 3 0 8 18 X ('X' = CROSS) the pavement (long chains of hydrocarbons held tightly together by sparkly van Der walls forces (F = ma; don't ask, we ALL noe that is just another word for shit which is just another WERD droo! 4 anagram me not I D.A.R.E. you to THINK *les* is Benjammin' More Than Yo Baby Mama's Drama Dio-R-Ama (think, 'ama' E.V.O.L. forwards) not the OTHER way¡ I just KNOW I DON'T *know*. Puta, I'll have Jesse "James" Cantone FUCK your dogedogg-s azz c'est wu tang forever without al MENOS une single, solitary diamond in the Brandon Ruff roof roof red roof inn if that nigga don't bring his mama YOU bring his 'Especial' f r i e n d, which is CLAIRO seis letter palabra en Ingles which is shockingly a seis letter word to mutha espanolish mot (une trey bon mot for. Like, FUCK, what are they going to (ir a plus infinitive) KILL ME. I mean, like for really NONE of you can hyde jekyll island barrier reef er STOP. Yeah, well, I have PLENTY des drogras and none of you can hide NINGUNOS secrets. You killed, Madonna & I WON'T Be Soothed;
 
"I Am A Huge Fan Of People Doing Exactly What They Want To."--Barbara Walters.
 
Not aimed at anyone in particular, but I would be the wrong cracker to fuck with unnecessarily. I mean, they don't call me Gangster Faggot for nothing, and I'm not even gay. Just a morphological abnormal man with a 'baby' dick, if that makes any sense--not that it will. At any rate, although the way of heaven is pointed, it harms no one. Why would I want to?
 
After being open for quite some time, I locked all the portals back about a year ago. What does that mean? It means, go ahead. Jump through an illegal portal if you dare. TRY ME.
 
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