Wanted
Going over her homework assignment from her psychology class, TJ had the names of all her prior relationships/affairs written down. Beside each name, per Miss Bunt's direction, several negative qualities that each particular person possessed were also written. The class was not allowed to write any positive traits because the purpose of this assignment was to get Miss Bunt's point across. After looking at all the men and examining all the negative traits, she began writing down on another piece of paper those traits that had cropped up 3 or more times. After all the annoying traits that were written down, Miss Bunt's assignment was to write a personal add. Looking over her list of relationships, TJ did indeed notice about 5 traits kept cropping up besides all tbe guy's names she'd been more than platonic friends with. The class was supposed to write a wanted ad for the personals using the most common negative traits that had become a pattern. Laughing, TJ began writing her ad. It read as follows:
WANTED:
Self absorbed, controlling, unreliable ego maniac desired for unpredictable and childish relationship. Must be critical, cheap, obnoxious, and throw temper tantrums in public. Whiny, irresponsible alcoholics a definite plus! Honest men with jobs need not apply. I only go out with angry, rebellious men that are always right and insist on yelling at me on the phone in the middle of the night when they don't get their way. Considerate mature men are a major bore. I'm looking for that perfect asshole I can always count on to swear at me loud enough for the neighbors to complain and call the cops. If you have the violent foul mouth I've been looking for, look no further! Women like me truly know how to appreciate a cocksucking son of a bitch! No imitations accepted. If you are not impotent, don't bother to reply. Impractical space cases preferred but not required.
9/7/00
Going over her homework assignment from her psychology class, TJ had the names of all her prior relationships/affairs written down. Beside each name, per Miss Bunt's direction, several negative qualities that each particular person possessed were also written. The class was not allowed to write any positive traits because the purpose of this assignment was to get Miss Bunt's point across. After looking at all the men and examining all the negative traits, she began writing down on another piece of paper those traits that had cropped up 3 or more times. After all the annoying traits that were written down, Miss Bunt's assignment was to write a personal add. Looking over her list of relationships, TJ did indeed notice about 5 traits kept cropping up besides all tbe guy's names she'd been more than platonic friends with. The class was supposed to write a wanted ad for the personals using the most common negative traits that had become a pattern. Laughing, TJ began writing her ad. It read as follows:
WANTED:
Self absorbed, controlling, unreliable ego maniac desired for unpredictable and childish relationship. Must be critical, cheap, obnoxious, and throw temper tantrums in public. Whiny, irresponsible alcoholics a definite plus! Honest men with jobs need not apply. I only go out with angry, rebellious men that are always right and insist on yelling at me on the phone in the middle of the night when they don't get their way. Considerate mature men are a major bore. I'm looking for that perfect asshole I can always count on to swear at me loud enough for the neighbors to complain and call the cops. If you have the violent foul mouth I've been looking for, look no further! Women like me truly know how to appreciate a cocksucking son of a bitch! No imitations accepted. If you are not impotent, don't bother to reply. Impractical space cases preferred but not required.
9/7/00
