Sadie
Bluelight Crew
Ha ha got ya. I read that wrong.
Xork, you're up man! Let's play
Xork, you're up man! Let's play

Oooh Oooh my turn!!!
1. I have four graduate degrees.
2. Once while scuba diving on compressed air (vs. another gas mix such as Nitrox or Trimix), at 120 feet I got a bad case of nitrogen narcosis, unzipped my wetsuit, and started masturbating underwater.
3. Never made it more than three weeks into Boy Scouts because the troop leader was arrested for being a pedophile.
I'm guessing #3? I can see you having a high IQ and eschewing Mensa.