Something like this but without "beautiful prostitute" part. Was doing coke, methadone and benzos with friends that left "early". So I continued with coke and "internet movies". Passed out and woke in PM hours. My phone was off due to battery drainage and my family wasn't happy about that. It was obvious cause of 100+ missed calls that I saw when I turned on the phone...In a hotel with a beautiful prostitute and a bad hangover and 79 missed calls at 2pm
Swear UK cops are such decent people 70% of the time. Fuck living in the US. Youd be in jail or shot by nowBalls deep into a fortnight long phenazepam and vodka binge, I woke up one morning in the gutter between two parked cars with a (very attractive) WPC standing over me. Eager to prove I wasn't a druggy pissed up cunt, I insisted upon performing a sobriety test (this isn't even a thing in the UK). So the poor woman stood there with a bemused look on her face as I marched up and down an imaginary line whilst touching my nose with alternating index fingers.
Eventually, she told me to "get on my way".
Later that evening, the same copper found me crumpled against a wall having been run over by a cyclist riding on the pavement. I had a nasty gash on my head so she took me to A & E. As soon as she fucked off I went back home because I couldn't be arsed waiting to be seen and just wanted to crash out.
Around midnight, I was roused from my slumber by a banging on the door. It was the same copper again. She'd checked up on me with the hospital and when she found out I'd done a runner, she came back to cart me off to A & E. She stayed there while they stuck my head together with superglue and took me back home. Fair play to her, she was patient and genuinely concerned for my welfare - which is more than I fuckin was at the time...
As soon as she fucked off I went back home because I couldn't be arsed waiting to be seen and just wanted to crash out.
Whats the strangest place you've ever "come to" after being...I dont know..in a fucking dilaudid coma for 3 hours or whatever.
I once woke up in hospital with a nurse asking me what month it was - Ive never been good with dates...
Did you lose a kidney?I "came to" after being drugged and kidnapped and then drugged on and off. I came to one time and got away and everything around me was in the Cyrillic Alphabet 0.O
I was FUL-LY not aware I wasn't still in the UK.
"And that kids...is HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER!"I "came to" after being drugged and kidnapped and then drugged on and off. I came to one time and got away and everything around me was in the Cyrillic Alphabet 0.O
I was FUL-LY not aware I wasn't still in the UK.
Did you lose a kidney?
Later that evening, the same copper found me crumpled against a wall having been run over by a cyclist riding on the pavement.