video game: Grand Theft Auto IV (PS3/Xbox360)

[-Guido-]

63.63% done all the top tens.

nao off to meet that tosser in the sopranos mansion. but i'm never fricken dressed well enough, the snotty prick!

Make sure you wear nice shoes.

 

[L2R]

don't talk to me about shoes.

 

[felix]

multiplayer is a buncha bullshit.

i can spray people with uzi fire for ages and they last fine; they shoot me twice with a pistol and i'm dead.

wtf.

 

[-Guido-]

Learn to aim n00b.

 

[felix]

i know i'm a n00b... but auto-aim is ON. i don't get it, i'm not THAT fucking bad...

 

[L2R]

tilt up (to the head)

 

[tambourine-man]

multiplayer is a buncha bullshit.

i can spray people with uzi fire for ages and they last fine; they shoot me twice with a pistol and i'm dead.

wtf.

Actually, there's a few games I've played online where it's impossible to kill or be killed (except by falls/crashes).

Dunno.

 

[Kul69]

multiplayer is a buncha bullshit.

i can spray people with uzi fire for ages and they last fine; they shoot me twice with a pistol and i'm dead.

wtf.

First, even with auto-aim on it just locks onto their center mass. This "lock-on" is instant but once you're "locked-on" there is a delay in movement. If the person is moving at all your aim will be slightly behind them. Auto-aim is just to overcome how shitty analog sticks are for aiming. You still have to precision aim for headshots and to account for movement.

Second, if you hold the trigger down halfway without actually shooting your aiming circle will get smaller allowing for even more precision.

Third, if you crouch you get an additional aiming bonus.

Fourth, headshots do count and 2 shots with any gun to the head from full health will kill someone. If they have any health missing they'll die.

Fifth, the uzi if you hold down fire becomes more inaccurate. You need to burst fire unless you're within like 5-10 feet of the person and even then it's not as good as bursting.

Locking on, moving slightly up so you're on their head, crouching, and then holding trigger halfway before shooting will get you headshots from blocks away.

I prefer AK/Colt, combat pistol, reg pistol, then uzi/SMG for any kind of fighting mode.

Get an AK/Colt and body armor before you do anything (every spawn) even if it takes driving away for a bit to find it. Then come back and do all the things I listed above. You'll be owning newbs left and right. Oh and always get out of your car when approaching someone. Being on your feet provides better control/opportunities.

Once you master all that you can start using the cover system to really mess with newbs. Using blind fire from behind cover on someone with full armor/AK is hilarious. No one seems to use this system as they're struggling with the previous stuff I guess.

Anyone with a PS3 wanna play GTA Race?

 

[felix]

sweet! ta very much for that, it's most appreciated. :D

 

[felix]

found another review, thanks to gtaforums.com:

Grand Theft Auto IV (Rockstar, Xbox 360 & PS3)

5.6.2008: (Note: I have not played this game since it is rated "M" and isn't allowed on the Fellowship U campus, so I am basing this mini-review on Secular media reports.) Grand Theft Auto IV is a game designed to brain-wash players into the Atheist worldview.

In it you play Nick, an immigrant recently arrived to Liberty City (a copy of New York City) who is tasked with stealing cars and murdering prostitutes. Nick came from a former Communist country where he was brought up in Godlessness and so he sees no problem stealing and murdering. The game touts its ability to let you "go anywhere and do anything you want", the central philosophy of Atheism. It also teaches how to escape from police, instilling in the player the main motivation behind Atheism: avoidance of authority.

The underlying game engine is called "RAGE", which is apt since the game is fueled by anger at God. It also uses something called "Euphoria" which treats humans as "rag dolls" who act only in accordance to physics, which is what Atheistic Materialism teaches. The game series (as the title notes, this is the fourth game) has already resulted in murders in real life. This game has no redeemable qualities.

Needless to say, all Christians should avoid this game and pray for the people who made it and their victims (murder victims and gamers of all ages who have played it and have been spiritually scarred).

ZERO CROSSES

http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html#mgs4

oh, and apparently jesus would play a PS3:

http://www.snappoll.com/view_results.php?poll_id=214642

 

[Don Luigi]

Is that a pisstake website? I read the review for Bully too and it seems to funny to be genuine.

 

[felix]

i really can't tell. it does look like it, but you never know.

 

[-Guido-]

That is a real website. My churchfag of an Uncle found out I got GTA IV and he told me it was a sinful game and I should trade it in for another game. I told him to fuck off and then I went home to my game and killed some hookers after getting a hand job.

 

[Kul69]

^^ Just a hand job?

You know you can kill them after and get your money back. Go all the way.

 

[callupjah]

Do you know whats fun? In online mode get some chump to jump in the passenger seat of your helicopter, get really high and then jump out so that you land in the water, but the helicopter will plummet into the ground. Then sit back and watch as the stupid fucker falls to his death.

 

[felix]

i've just discovered that you can pick up items like pool balls and empty cups and throw them at people. :D

hitting the LB button does the picking up, sometimes...

 

[-Guido-]

Throw a brick through a cops windshield or at the back of cops head when you have very very low health and no armor. It will replenish it. I swear lol.

 

[Evad]

i've just discovered that you can pick up items like pool balls and empty cups and throw them at people. :D

hitting the LB button does the picking up, sometimes...

I like running into someone talking on the phone, making them drop it and then picking it up and twatting it off their head :D

 

[L2R]

good tips ! thanks!

 

[felix]

I like running into someone talking on the phone, making them drop it and then picking it up and twatting it off their head :D

haha, i just tried that! :D shouldn't have done it right next to a copper though...