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Various different odd bits - funny

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Below is a few more examples of different writing "stuff" I've been experimenting with lately

Short verse on smells
Roses are smelly
Violets are too
But neither of these
Are as smelly as poo


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A rhyming question


Why do hairy monkeys have baldy buts?
Yet baldy blokes have hairy nuts.



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An insult

Piss poor, kidney-stewer


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A perspective on bumpumpgas

Farts as foul smelling hilarity


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Anticipating activity


I guess shop-lifting would be very heavy.


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Rhyming description of a nobody who dosent care


Aimless, nameless, blameless, and shameless


=D
 
Lists of hilarious randomness

Bollocks occupations bollocks is a metaphor for nonsense in UK

Jelly Presser

Scissor Grower

Chicken Spinner

Floor climber

Sheet Filler

Breathing instructor

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You dont want to get too friendly with these


Jacket Scratcher

Pie Catcher

Book Sniffer

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Imagine this if you will

Fluffy money

Kangaroo on a trampoline

Inevitibale torch-folders

Lightweight lead

Basket boots

A flat hill

Slippery stickers - or Sticky slippers

A Wonky ruler

A Poo shoe

Squishy stones

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Familiar or fantasy?

Smothering tights (1978 no 1 hit, and well known novel)

Injectible steeples - Are they possible in our lifetime?

Beautiful burps and floral farts - Through gas, we can express the arts.

Bollocks creatures

GreenMartin

Fishpoodle

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.........and, finally



The different similarities of bollocks



Greasy Glue



Tiny giant



Stunted Stilts



A flat hill



A Fridge heater



A place called "Low Heights"




Drunken sobriety



Prosperous poverty



Fragrant stench



Busily bored



Windless farts



See-thru smoke



Silent sounds



Stiff Jelly
 
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