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USPlabs Asteroid Stack Product Guide

Anabolic Pump Highlights

The unbelievable breakthrough compound developed by USPLabs (voted best new brand of the year by Bodybuilding.com)

Anabolic Pump™ was formulated to:

Super saturate (literally force feeds) muscle cells with glucose and amino acids*
Potentiate the positive effects of insulin on muscle cells*
Stimulate lipolysis*



Prime Highlights

How does USPLabs Prime work? This is an interesting question. Because we found no evidence for androgenic activity, we believe it to have anti-glucocorticoid effects, providing a possible mechanism for the increase muscle mass seen with USPLabs Prime.* It may also be something related to improved nutrient absorption or utilization.*

What can I expect to experience when taking USPLabs Prime?

Muscle Gains*
Does not cause shut-down or suppression!*
Promotes Muscle Gain of Thick, Dense Variety!*
Extremely Potent Re-composition Effects*
Enormous Strength Gains*
Incredible Recovery Speed*
Train harder and longer than you ever have*



PowerFULL Highlights

PowerFULL is different as you may feel it working.
Promotes natural Testosterone production!*
Dramatically increase quality of sleep.*
Significantly increase endurance.*
Get more out of each hour of sleep - Feel better on less sleep!*
Increases blood flow.*
Greatly enhanced Mind/Muscle connection - by increasing dopamine, the dopamine neurons of the brain are activated that are essential for normal movement and sensori-motor integration.* Improves athletic movements and increase contractile strength with weight training.*
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I laughed so hard the Helios injections leaked out of my abdominals.

Bro, honestly all supplements by these companies are fucking garbage. Vitamins, Minerals, protien powder and Herbs are all fine to take to supplement your diet but these formulations that promise steroid like effects are garbage. The only supplements with steroid like effects are creatine, designer steroids marketed as pro-hormones (which can only be used properly in conjunction with some form of Testosterone and proper PCT consisting of actual tried and true SERMS.), and actual tried and true anabolic androgenic steroids. There are a few compounds like Yohimbe, caffiene, and ephedra that happen to have legitimate fat burning and thermogenic effects. Everything else is dog shit and whatever gains you make are from your diet, training, and good old placebo effect. 95% of supplements are absolute proprietary blend (a few milligrams or maybe even a fucking speck happens to contain an ingredient that works) fucking dog shit made by fucking jack asses trying to make a buck off of people like you who want to get in shape. I could make up a fake study, a slick marketing campaign, an attention grabbing label, and have a bottle containing capsules that has 5mg of Creatine, 5mg of Caffiene, and 5mg of B12 and 50mg of Anabolic Thermogenic BetaMatrix (which unknown to you is actually a proprietary blend of powdered cat piss and lead), claim it build muscle, and sell it on bodybuilding.com for $50.00 with a picture of Voxide oiled up posing with two women grabbing at his arms qouting how it made him go from skinnyfat to ripped and I guarantee I could make a couple thousand.
 
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