Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
For the past 3-4 days I have been using some pressed xanax bars. It certainly isn't alprazolam. Judging by my somewhat experienced used with RC benzos I'm about 80% sure the pills are etizolam (and I'm praying to god they are).
Anyways I was randomly selected for a dream job today. Need to drop some urine. Made up an excuse that I'm in a different state for a wedding for the next 3 days. I've ordered a dip stick test which should be here within 48-72 hours. I can probably delay dropping piss for about 4-5 days before it becomes suspicious...
I did take 100mg of diazepam over the course of 4 days about 2-3 weeks ago but I should be good on that... right?
I have given out advice to people in similar situations. I am now asking for any advice anyone else might have to help me pass this test.
My plan:
1. exercise INTENSELY for the next 48 hours.
2. Drink insane amount of water and vitamins
3.... what else can I do
I started using these pills 4 days ago and other than alcohol it's the only substance I have taken for over a month. I smoked a bit of weed about 2-3 weeks ago but it was a small amount so I'm not worried about that.
Does anyone have any other tips to help me pass? THIS IS MY DREAM JOB and I would be devastated if I lost it. I was randomly contacted about it today, I didn't think they would respond.
I'm skeptical of the "drug kit passing" products they provide at headshops/online. To my knowledge they just flood your system with creatine and other shit and simply dilute the test which the lab will pick up on and detect.
The lab is a standard Labcorb test which is the most common in the US for employment. Every test I've taken for a job was labcorp.
anyways I'm freaking out and will be devastated if I fail this test for this job. I need it desperately to get me out of my semi-homeless state I am in...
thanks for any tips...
-snafu
P.S. I have contacted the vendor who sold them to me asking what RC was pressed in the pills. I'm praying he can tell me... but not counting on it. Probably doesn't want to give that info away.
god damn I hope I pass this test.
Anyways I was randomly selected for a dream job today. Need to drop some urine. Made up an excuse that I'm in a different state for a wedding for the next 3 days. I've ordered a dip stick test which should be here within 48-72 hours. I can probably delay dropping piss for about 4-5 days before it becomes suspicious...
I did take 100mg of diazepam over the course of 4 days about 2-3 weeks ago but I should be good on that... right?

I have given out advice to people in similar situations. I am now asking for any advice anyone else might have to help me pass this test.
My plan:
1. exercise INTENSELY for the next 48 hours.
2. Drink insane amount of water and vitamins
3.... what else can I do
I started using these pills 4 days ago and other than alcohol it's the only substance I have taken for over a month. I smoked a bit of weed about 2-3 weeks ago but it was a small amount so I'm not worried about that.
Does anyone have any other tips to help me pass? THIS IS MY DREAM JOB and I would be devastated if I lost it. I was randomly contacted about it today, I didn't think they would respond.
I'm skeptical of the "drug kit passing" products they provide at headshops/online. To my knowledge they just flood your system with creatine and other shit and simply dilute the test which the lab will pick up on and detect.
The lab is a standard Labcorb test which is the most common in the US for employment. Every test I've taken for a job was labcorp.
anyways I'm freaking out and will be devastated if I fail this test for this job. I need it desperately to get me out of my semi-homeless state I am in...
thanks for any tips...
-snafu
P.S. I have contacted the vendor who sold them to me asking what RC was pressed in the pills. I'm praying he can tell me... but not counting on it. Probably doesn't want to give that info away.
god damn I hope I pass this test.