Darvon is better then nothing, I mean, at around 200mg (propoxyphene) you actually can catch something of a buzz (and lets not forget that yummy metallic taste that lingers for a few hours) ... but Ultram? I dunna, I never got a buzz from even possibly dangerous amounts of the stuff..
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